used to do a website but turns out twitter is way easier.

Joined March 2010
Commiserations to your mum
Argument in the media section at the London Palladium for the #Ballondor as one reporter is told he's 'won the Ballon d'Or for being the biggest t**t'. Deary me.
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My kid being so good that the only way to stop him is to call the cops would make me the proudest Dad of all time. You couldn’t tell me shit.
A three-year-old soccer player named Nevada went viral after police were reportedly called during an i9 Sports game in Winter Park, Florida, following complaints about his dominance on the field. His family says opposing parents complained that he was holding onto the ball too much while playing against children around five years old, and that police escorted them away after the league issued a trespass notice In a statement, i9 Sports said it takes the concerns seriously and is working to understand the circumstances, adding that it would not speculate or share unverified information. 📷 IG
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Neymar’s sister: What’s the matter babe? You’ve barely touched your me
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Spiritually Drake behaviour
What has got into Bruno Fernandes? He’s so much better than liking silly reels on Instagram like a moody teenager. Completely understandable that he’s frustrated, and probably sick to his back teeth after giving his best years to a football club on the slide, but he let down Michael Carrick and is now doing an impression of Garnacho on social media #mufc
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Some empty ambulances being set on fire moved the political needle and triggered media histrionics much more than the wrongful deportation, state sanctioned hounding and consequent destitution and even deaths of Black British people. We have eyes and ears.
The most disingenuous left line is "no hierarchy of racism". It's used only about antisemitism and actually mean they want it deprioritised below issues they care about more. Jews are only asking so called "anti-racists" for the same concern they rightly demand for others.
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Arteta when he looks at the photos his analysts have given him
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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Seems bad!
The reality of the "independent" review telling every school in England to adopt the IHRA definition of antisemitism: its author, Sir David Bell, was being paid by a government agency while he wrote it, and a pro-Israel charity has listed him on its council for ten years. The government told the public he was "independent of Government" and had "no conflict of interest". Neither is true. What we found: - Bell was paid £20,000 a year as vice-chair of Skills England, a government agency, in a seat the Department for Education gave him. He held it until August, through most of the review. - The Academic Study Group on Israel and the Middle East has listed him on its council since at least 2016. Its website says its one firm policy is opposing boycotts of Israel. It gives talks on Israel in schools, which is exactly what his review was asked to judge. - In 2005, as chief inspector of schools, he singled out Muslim schools as a challenge to "our coherence as a nation". The chairman of the Association of Muslim Schools called it Islamophobia, and his own inspectors said he had presented a personal view as inspection evidence. Then we followed the money: - The department's £1.3 million antisemitism training contract had one bidder, according to the tender record. It went to Palace Yard, a company set up in 2022 by the former Labour MP Natascha Engel. - That contract says all its training must use the IHRA definition "as a foundation". It was signed eight months before Bell was appointed. His review then recommended IHRA. - Two of the people who advised Bell, from Partnerships for Jewish Schools and the Antisemitism Policy Trust, now sit on the group putting his recommendations into practice. - The Union of Jewish Students, also on that group, holds a contract worth almost £1 million to train universities. Its own policies include "UJS to advocate for Israel within UK Policy and International Law". - UK Lawyers for Israel* (UKLFI) and the Campaign Against Antisemitism* (CAA) both say the review adopted their recommendations. *For context, UKLFI once justified the starvation of Palestinians in Gaza by the Israeli occupation as "good for obesity". Both these groups have staunchly defended Israel throughout its perpetration of a genocide in Gaza, and regularly conflate Jewish people with the apartheid state. This matters because the review decides how every school treats what pupils and teachers say about Israel, and the IHRA definition it recommends treats some criticism of Israel as antisemitic. A review with that power should come from someone with no pay from government and no tie to a pro-Israel charity. Bell had both. The government put one in a footnote and left the other out. We mapped every link, each with its source, explaining just how far this review is from "independent": newscord.org/editorials/davi…
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dressed like Kris Jenner at a pumpkin patch
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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ISSA FOCKIN DISGRACE more like
After a long VAR check Issa Diop only receives a yellow card for this foul on James McAtee 👀
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The Green Party were actually the only party that *didn't* try and organise a riot by Israeli football hooligans in my town.
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The NFT of pop
actually i changed my mind. every so often i show someone Fall In Love by Rita Ora and i'm yet to see a reaction that's even remotely positive. this seems like a good opportunity to inflict this chorus on a crowd
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Can’t decide what is funnier about the Amol Rajan Connection, the copywriting or the logo
Feels hard to write about the Amol Rajan show without it coming across as being mean, because just over 400 views in 4 hours must be absolutely devastating.
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Also realised this is why he was constantly wearing that big coat – he was soft-launching the look
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Oh man. That is pitiful. This whole thing stinks of The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
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He’s done him here, all ends up
The 2026-27 Men's Basketball First-Team All-Name Team (All Levels)
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Peterborough Reading. That’s a non league club missing out on tv money so TNT can pay their mate. Fucking pathetic
The #EmiratesFACup first round TV picks have been selected! 📺 Click below to find out more 👇 the-fa.com/aehd8q
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Acknowledging this would mean acknowledging The Labour Files and The Lobby
three days since al jazeera filmed turning point uk ceo getting involved in contract killings and still no reporting anywhere in the british press.
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Buried on page 30 of 'Sir' David Bellend's report into antisemitism in schools in the UK it explicitly says there hasn't been a rise in antisemitism, only in anti-Israel sentiment. Astonishingly fraudulent crisis/debate, all to shield a genocidal state
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Arteta doing this for arsenal but the rings make the employees’ fingers fall off. “Guysh, if we want to sookcede, we must EFOGGIN SUFFER”
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees. Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns." (via @joevardon)
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A report based on the experience of just 29 sixth formers is now going to be used to crack down on freedom of speech over a genocide in every school in the country. What the hell is going on?
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LMAOOOOOO
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