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Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II

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Philosophical Genius (again) Potatofex Maximus he/him

Joined April 2021
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I am not that other Potato God definitely not
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬 (@CrustPunk161) profile picture
🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk161Oct 29
Regardless of what Elon's X tells you, I assure you, this is not even close to being a tight race. If Vivek comes out on top, libs need to be storming the Ohio state house like it was Jan 6 bc it's definitely proof of fuckery
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One cyber attack and you'll have the IDs and photos of almost every brit 16+ Masterful work mr Burnham, palentir thanks you.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 29
🚨 NEW: The age-check methods for Brits to access social media from March have been announced 1. Photo ID matching (passport against a live photo) 2. Banking checks 3. Digital ID services 4. Facial age estimation (additional check if needed)
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monkey spit@monkeyspiitOct 27
It's also not a good idea to bring your 7 month old to a hardcore fest because the little poser couldn't even be able to name a single band or song #larp
Hellfest.com ™ (@Hellfestdotcom) profile pictureHellfest.com ™@HellfestdotcomOct 27
Please DON'T bring your infant to a hardcore fest 👶
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The kids are talking about micro dosing their water these days
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krimbo@fuckasparagusOct 27
👀 @joerogan
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

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steven monacelli@stevanzettiOct 27
The Cheesecake Factory isn't the epitome of the average American voter's taste because you can't even bring a gun inside
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Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) profile picture
Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerOct 27
A big barrier to entry into hard right wing politics as currently constructed is that you have to be sexually attracted to cartoon children to be in the club. If they loosen up some of these rules, I think their movement could see more success.
Will Sommer (@willsommer) profile pictureWill Sommer
@willsommerOct 27
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.gq/usedgov/status/2115069…
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal (@ProjectLiberal) profile pictureProject Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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팀탐 (@gimojji2571) profile picture
팀탐@gimojji2571Oct 27
할로윈을 맞이해 어떤캐릭터를 코스프레 하는 제리드 메사
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“birdie” (@birdietheborzoi) profile picture
“birdie”@birdietheborzoiOct 27
They should let you turn left on red if you’re pure of heart
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Well that's because none happened
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august@regularaugustOct 24
Babysitter calls. Says the kids are asleep but the giant Marin statue is creeping her out. asks if she can move it to the basement. Parent says: “take the kids, get out of the house immediately, and call the police. we don’t have an $8000 life-sized Marin statue”
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 24
Marin Kitagawa from the anime My Dress-Up Darling is getting an $8,000 life-size figure She stands around 5 feet 5 inches tall and comes dressed in a fabric school uniform
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ConeOfArc (@ConeOfArc) profile picture
ConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Mom found the landship drawer
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ConeOfArc (@ConeOfArc) profile pictureConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Switched to a slightly darker gray. STL is ready to drop, should I release it this weekend or wait to release everything at once?
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Trinity Nova 🪄 (@TrinityNovaVT) profile picture
Trinity Nova 🪄@TrinityNovaVTOct 24
Gundams biggest failure as an IP can be found in just how many shows and spin offs there is but they have yet to utilize the most classic character trope. It’s about time we get an extremely intelligent character that also happens to be a gorilla that can jump incredibly far.
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Who cares, you just hate fun
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenMOct 24
Dems placing a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska (a fake candidate designed to conceal who is the actual US Senator running for re-election) is one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections. It reveals pure contempt for voters.
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Ann 💙❤️🩷 (@G_AdventRay) profile picture
Ann 💙❤️🩷@G_AdventRayOct 24
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
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holly 🏳️‍⚧️ #ploopytwt (@hollysqueak) profile picture
holly 🏳️‍⚧️ #ploopytwt@hollysqueakOct 24
I set up an extension to auto-replace all instances of "troon" with "ploopy" and oh my god this is beautiful
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c 🫗@mightbechidiOct 23
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HowlingJoestar (@HowlingJoestar) profile pictureHowlingJoestar@HowlingJoestarOct 22
Update she physically and emotionally cheated on me with her ex
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Lauren Pleska 🏳️‍🌈 (@RadFemme74) profile picture
Lauren Pleska 🏳️‍🌈@RadFemme74Oct 24
Replying to @applecookedback @brenda_archer @SocialistSauce @coolaunt2021 @leftisnotwoke @JLippy76 @bluebirdjam @Ipsirk_douce @valdore420 @cptmbf @Hereticalturf @h_alliekat @VelvetLandmine @latsot @DianeCarolRoy1 @hasitcometothat @MarsJaneM @HilllbillyHugs @Lucifer_mortala @MarcyJaneM @Fae_enby_babe @effinelonmusk @BeastofBalfron @EffinMaggie @StitchingSin @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @hellinhandcarts @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie
Turns out bears are much more enthusiastic, hungry even, for libertarianism than people are.
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AOC telling Gaines she should have swam faster did so much damage Gaines came back to cry about it again a year later
Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) profile pictureRiley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Oct 23
Ah yes. The epitome of a girl's girl is a girl who attacks another girl for defending girls. AOC is a men's rights activist. She wants men to take women's rights away under the guise of 'inclusion'
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