Philosophical Genius (again) Potatofex Maximus he/him
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Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
Regardless of what Elon's X tells you, I assure you, this is not even close to being a tight race. If Vivek comes out on top, libs need to be storming the Ohio state house like it was Jan 6 bc it's definitely proof of fuckery
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
One cyber attack and you'll have the IDs and photos of almost every brit 16+
Masterful work mr Burnham, palentir thanks you.
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
It's also not a good idea to bring your 7 month old to a hardcore fest because the little poser couldn't even be able to name a single band or song #larp
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Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
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The Cheesecake Factory isn't the epitome of the average American voter's taste because you can't even bring a gun inside
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A big barrier to entry into hard right wing politics as currently constructed is that you have to be sexually attracted to cartoon children to be in the club. If they loosen up some of these rules, I think their movement could see more success.
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.gq/usedgov/status/2115069…
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
Babysitter calls. Says the kids are asleep but the giant Marin statue is creeping her out. asks if she can move it to the basement. Parent says: “take the kids, get out of the house immediately, and call the police. we don’t have an $8000 life-sized Marin statue”
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
Gundams biggest failure as an IP can be found in just how many shows and spin offs there is but they have yet to utilize the most classic character trope. It’s about time we get an extremely intelligent character that also happens to be a gorilla that can jump incredibly far.
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
I set up an extension to auto-replace all instances of "troon" with "ploopy" and oh my god this is beautiful
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
Turns out bears are much more enthusiastic, hungry even, for libertarianism than people are.
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
@ZelenskyyUa please bomb another data center, the bots are all up in my shit again
