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Used 64 GB RAM to watch Liverpool vs Arsenal live.
Sam Altman is angry , and fun to watch the hate watching Arsenal much have been painful for the rival fans too :)
Unpopular opinion :
All the layoffs by tech giants are to undo the over hiring from the covid years.
Blaming AI for it is giving a false impression that AI is actually used at Enterprise scale and helping companies reduce cost, today.
It’s not true.
Young companies are trying to and failing to startup.
AI enabled people are more productive, but AI can’t replace people at this stage.
Thank you Opensource models.
You are the rebel force protecting us against the empire.
KYC is old
KYD (Know your Date) is the new need
🚨 NEW DATING SCAM ALERT IN BENGALURU
Several men are reportedly being targeted through Tinder and Bumble.
The pattern is simple: after matching, the woman agrees to meet but first asks the guy to pay for her cab. Later, she claims she doesn’t trust him and asks him to pay the cab driver in advance.
Here’s the catch: there is no actual cab booking. The scammer allegedly edits the fare, driver’s name and other cab details to make it look genuine.
Once the victim transfers the money, she blocks him and disappears.
⚠️Please share this with your friends who use dating apps.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
I want to speak to you directly about what happened.
Bottom line - your money is safe, and we're covering every loss.
Our initial investigation suggests this security incident may have started with a compromised DevOps engineer's laptop. That gave an attacker access to a service container, where they submitted unauthorized withdrawal transactions.
To be clear: the attacker did not simply use one engineer's permissions, and this was not a single "one-click" action. It involved a more complex attack process. Our investigation has not attributed responsibility to any individual.
So far, we have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak.
We'll share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and every fact is verified - and publish an updated Proof of Reserves once remediation is complete.
What you need to know:
• Your funds are safe
• Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and company funds
• Estimated total impact: ~$6.3B, with ~$3B frozen on-chain so far, in coordination with our blockchain partners
• No evidence of any wallet private key leak
• Deposits are unaffected and operating as normal
What we've done:
• Temporarily suspended withdrawals while we complete a security revamp of the withdrawal service and its related addresses
• Revoked the affected address authorizations
• Engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds
Our team hasn't stopped. We're working closely with law enforcement to ensure the matter is handled appropriately - and I'll share what I can, as soon as I can.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
One a yellow and by itself has no consequences on Palmer, other gets a 3 match ban for Dowman.....whats stopping @Arsenal from quoting FA and asking why r they reffed differently.....whrs the pride and self respect
AI generated videos have reached parents. Misinformation and emotional outrage is going to increase 10x I guess.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
Profesor ekonomii na uniwersytecie stwierdził, że kiedyś oblał całą klasę. Ta klasa upierała się, że socjalizm działa i że nikt nie powinien być biedny, a nikt bogaty, że wszyscy są równi...
Nauczyciel powiedział im: „OK, przeprowadzimy eksperyment z socjalizmem w tej grupie.
Wszystkie oceny będą uśrednione, a każdy dostanie tę samą ocenę, więc nikt nie oblany i nikt nie dostanie 10”.
Po pierwszym teście oceny zostały zsumowane i podzielone przez liczbę studentów, i każdy dostał 8.
Studenci, którzy uczyli się intensywnie, byli zdenerwowani, ale ci, którzy uczyli się mniej, byli zachwyceni.
Gdy zbliżał się drugi test, studenci, którzy wcześniej uczyli się trochę, uczyli się jeszcze mniej, a ci, którzy uczyli się intensywniej, powiedzieli sobie, że oni też chcą „darmowego prezentu”, więc też uczyli się mniej.
Średnia z drugiego testu wyniosła 6.
Gdy przeprowadzono trzeci test, średnia ocena wyniosła 4. Ku wielkiemu zaskoczeniu wszystkich studentów, wszyscy oblali.
Nauczyciel powiedział im, że socjalizm w końcu zawiedzie, ponieważ gdy połowa populacji widzi, że nie musi pracować, bo druga połowa się nimi zajmie, a gdy ta połowa, która pracowała, zdaje sobie sprawę, że nie ma sensu już pracować, bo inni korzystają z ich pracy, to jest koniec każdego narodu.
Ta historia może być bajką, a nie faktem, ale morał jest prawdziwy.
Za @nettermike
Jalebi Fafda as breakfast on Dussehra morning.
What is the procedure to not consider calories of this lovely breakfast? :)
Ashwin Doke retweeted
When Jio was getting ready to launch in 2015, I remember being petrified to find myself on this Economic Times list of 10 businessmen to watch in 2016. Mukesh Ambani was #1, and I was #6, mainly because we had just made delivery brokerage free. We were, and still are, ants compared to Reliance/Jio. 😅
Looking back, what's phenomenal isn't just how big it has become. It's how much it has changed India and helped so many businesses start and grow.
We've been beneficiaries too. @Zerodha wouldn't be what it is today without Aadhaar and UPI. But just as important was Jio, along with Airtel, bringing millions of Indians online with affordable data.
Together, all of this made the huge expansion of Indian capital markets after COVID possible. Without this digital infrastructure, many online-first businesses would be much smaller, and a lot of today's consumer business models might not exist at all.
In 2016, India had roughly 2 crore unique investors. Today, over 13 crore Indians invest in the markets, and Jio played a big part in that.
I can't tell you whether to apply for the upcoming IPO. But both telcos have played a huge role in enabling an entire generation of Indian businesses like ours. And it's nice that the capital markets they helped grow can now help Jio raise money.
From the outside, it's easy to miss how much of our success depends on infrastructure built by others.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
CISF’s Swift Response: Suspicious Person Apprehended While Attempting to Escape at Metro Station!
Alert CISF personnel at Jama Masjid Metro Station of DMRC sprang into action when a passenger attempted to flee after a suspicious, dense object appeared on the XBIS screen during baggage screening.
Demonstrating quick reflexes and effective coordination, CISF personnel immediately pursued and apprehended the fleeing passenger near the exit gate.
Further examination of his belongings revealed an unidentified semi-solid substance concealed in a stitched portion of his undergarment. The passenger, who claimed to be an NRI residing in Kuala Lumpur, along with his belongings, was handed over to the police for further investigation.
The swift action and alertness of CISF personnel highlight their prompt response and commitment to ensuring metro security.
#CISF #MetroSecurity #Vigilance #QuickResponse
@HMOIndia
@PIB_India
@CISF_Delhimetro
My Twitter subscription is due this month , and suddenly I see a surge in engagement on my posts (comparatively)
How smart these algos are.
So government can make money from the products (taxes), but actors should not (for endorsing them)
Also isn’t it sad that young people don’t look up to govt , politicians to get influenced but actors have more power ?
Student protest to seek resignation of Education Minister was right.
But now it’s shear chaos and evident it’s misused by powerful people to create nuisance and nothing.
Govt doesn’t have to worry coz the opposition does a better job to keep them in power than govt themselves.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
Spare us the lecture on “regime change is normal in a democracy.”
You know exactly what the phrase means when Prashant Bhushan and AISA’s Neha Bora use it while invoking Bangladesh’s Gen Z street movement that toppled a government outside the electoral calendar. That is not “oppose, expose and depose through elections.” That is a deliberate attempt to normalise extra-constitutional pressure, street veto and manufactured unrest.
If it is only about elections, why the hurry? Why the Bangladesh template? Why frame protests against the Election Commission as a “fight for regime change”?In a real democracy, governments change when voters decide at the ballot box, not when a handful of activists and opposition leaders decide the system is “dictatorial” the moment they keep losing. You yourself have used the phrase in purely electoral contexts before. The difference is context, and this context reeks of anarchy-shopping.
The BJP is not “apoplectic with feigned rage.” We are simply refusing to pretend that “regime change” + Bangladesh reference = routine parliamentary opposition. India is not Bangladesh. Our institutions, our voters and our Constitution will decide the next government in 2029, not street theatrics dressed up as high principle.
Do your job in Parliament and on the campaign trail. Stop trying to import instability and then gaslight the country about dictionary definitions.
