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The farmers don't even want daylight savings time anymore. I called a soybean farmer in Iowa at 3 am to ask him about it and he threatened to shoot me through the phone
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someone posted that elizabeth holmes looks like a mouse that wished to be able to commit wire fraud and i've been thinking about this ever since
ALT It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."
ALT Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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some guy came into my work just now, ripped our tiny pride flag from the register and snapped it in half and threw it at me and my team. started yelling about the american flag and charlie kirk. anyway, heres the name of his business that was on his truck if y’all are bored.
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I haaaate trans people who act offended when other trans people ask for their pronouns because "you should be able to assume based on how I look" . I'm sorry but I think it's better for you to be mildly annoyed for a few seconds than for non passing people to be misgendered
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the minneapolis police department are still using their knees to pin people to the ground, 5 years after their officers killed george floyd while on the job doing exactly this
MPR reports they even did it for 5 MINUTES to a woman experiencing a mental health crisis
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hardcore is for anyone, but it’s not for everyone
if you need to wear a banana costume to a show to have a good time, hardcore is not for you
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If you wear a costume to a regular show the bands are making fun of you backstage
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Everyone pro banana suit - octanecore, arena shows, row boats in the pit, “let people enjoy things”. sleep token fans
Everyone anti banana suit - diy shows, all the lights on at the show, rightfully gatekeeping, “hardcore is for anyone but not for everyone”, peak music taste
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They also weren’t opening burger places with mason jars for cups and those weird Edison bulbs. They were poor, had four roommates and they were in a noise band together while they were rotating getting clean from party drugs.
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They were listening to that first blood brothers record wearing gold lamé bodysuits and doing blow. Suspenders, craft beer and twirly moustaches was another, worse thing.
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I don’t think RLM are responsible for current Star Wars because they are YouTubers who didn’t make any Star Wars movies or tv shows
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Sorry for blowing my vape smoke on your 90 year old grandmother. I was aiming for your baby
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Because I do not respect him, nor the institution he stands for, from now on, I will be referring to him exclusively as “Michael Mouse”
