aster (@aster_etc) header
aster (@aster_etc) profile picture

aster

@aster_etc

🎤🐛 shitposting woman who loves cats, spiders and bugs, especially the ugly ones.

 florida woman
webmd.com/digestive-disorders/understanding-diarrhea-treatment
Joined August 2020
  • Tweets6.7K
  • Following239
  • Followers218
1.8KMedia
Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)Photo by aster (@aster_etc)
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
1
22
4,395
the second Jd Vance got away from Trump he started angrily fucking a couch, just smacking the shit out of it
5
300
hobby lobby has been renamed habibi lobby
8
858
12
11,464
102,205
we’re putting planned parenthoods inside all Walmarts
1
3
50
634
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
1
38
460
aster retweeted
Previo (@SrPrevio) profile picture
Previo@SrPrevioNov 3
369
5,895
869
59,185
2,069,337
aster retweeted
Bee 🐝 (@xoxobre_) profile picture
Bee 🐝@xoxobre_Nov 2
Omfg I would’ve buuuuuuuuussttttttttttttteddd in my panties Omfggggggg this lady so got damn fineeeeee!!!
Polished Hottie (@HottieisYOUCool) profile picturePolished Hottie
@HottieisYOUCoolNov 2
She must’ve gave Toni Childs
37
2,864
28
32,090
345,097
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
4
52
aster retweeted
TacoC (@tacoc13) profile picture
TacoC@tacoc13Nov 2
調酒好喝，氣氛很棒，但 Bartender 是一隻蟑螂
Image from TacoC (@tacoc13)
Image from TacoC (@tacoc13)
298
34,661
1,548
406,433
7,079,517
aster retweeted
clit (@clit_cannibal) profile picture
clit@clit_cannibalNov 2
so full of farts it’s gone up to my brain and fogged it all up
10
458
9
7,082
131,528
auditory processing disorder will make every person around you sound like the Charlie Brown adults becuz two sounds dared to occur at the same time
futch cassidy (@neutralpixies) profile picturefutch cassidy@neutralpixiesNov 1
bad hearing moodboard
Image from futch cassidy (@neutralpixies)
Image from futch cassidy (@neutralpixies)
Image from futch cassidy (@neutralpixies)
Image from futch cassidy (@neutralpixies)
1
5
243
aster retweeted
kay :3 (@pupkayy) profile picture
kay :3@pupkayyNov 1
if i were to be an actual puppy i would not be obedient in the slightest id be biting the fuck outta the table legs in the kitchen
19
2,093
70
20,804
198,113
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
1
8
163
farting so hard my son goes missing
12
881
14
7,477
109,750
If you like black coffee you probably like eating cigarettes you find on the ground
3
230
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
16
275
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
5
100
Me with aster
विक्रम 𝘬ꪊꪑꪖ𝘳 🥑🪼 (@printf_meme_) profile pictureविक्रम 𝘬ꪊꪑꪖ𝘳 🥑🪼
@printf_meme_Oct 29
8
214
aster retweeted
furkan? (@ruhadeg) profile picture
furkan?@ruhadegOct 31
sanatımı ortaya koydum nasıl olmuş
Image from furkan? (@ruhadeg)
Image from furkan? (@ruhadeg)
75
1,429
80
34,999
473,910
update,,,, the body is an amazing healing marvel,,, its been filling back in and you can barely see it
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
aster (@aster_etc) profile pictureaster@aster_etcOct 20
i was trying to cut up chicken earlier and did the mistake of using my brain to think at the same time and cut a 1/2 inch chunk off the end of my thumb including the damn nail 🤦‍♀️ i am genuinely one of the most accident prone cursed ppl to exist on this planet,,,
2
19
390
Image from aster (@aster_etc)
5
96
Load more