@asterysms

aster 💜 every pronoun everywhere 💜 indian/latino💜 irl pikmin 💜 25 💜 terfs, proships, and other adjacent weirdos dni 💜

Joined November 2019
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funny how in fandom discourse it’s always “AROACE PEOPLE CAN STILL DATE” so people can freely ship aroace character but when an actual real aroace person says “i wouldn’t be opposed to dating someone” suddenly it’s a flood of people yelling “you’re not REALLY aroace then”
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Local Introvert@LocalIntrovert_5h
I always wondered what toothpaste ad he was referring to.. if it even exist
vera || bye bye bunny@salexangeil10h
this clip fries me every time
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Smitty@TheeSmitty8h
Pulled a thorn out of my arm and stabbed a tick with it
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choc@parfya9h
this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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𐙚Sαlem 🤍's Sαm@sammylvr_10h
Discussing aromanticism & asexuality with aro&ace&aroaces VS discussing aromanticism & asexuality with allorose ppl.
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wtf is swapped
The Cinéprism
@TheCineprismOct 26
Highest rated original animated films of 2026
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since forgotten island is on streaming now i just wanted to say this scene was so freaking emotional for me 😭 RAIJO MY POOKIESS #ForgottenIsland
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Corey Beepington@RoboticCorey8h
If you judge this movie on the basis of being an adaption of Cat in the Hat, it's pretty bad But if you judge it as it's own thing, it's peak in terms of surreal/visual humor. I used to watch it alot as a kid and want to say it's where most my sense of humor comes from.
Certified💀@certifiededede22h
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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Voyageurs Wolf Project
@VoyaWolfProject11h
It's great to know our camera straps serve two purposes: securing cameras to trees and providing entertainment for the local delinquents…
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ᴺBri | daughter of Aphrodite💖🪽@bribricutie317h
Like truly peak comedy😭😭😭
── .✦ perseus@coyscoresOct 26
abbott is by far one of the best series ive ever seen this whole year omfg😭😭😭😭
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Protagonistic@mrprotagonistic18h
I had to consult the ancient texts for this one
Bigsouptaco@bigsouptacoOct 25
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silei@sileisce10h
stolen art, og artist is drafteedragon on reddit
SAM ⭐🏅
@LuckySam_X17h
My take on grown Pavi and Nisha ! #avatar #AvatarSevenHeavens
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gains@gains_tweets12h
Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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whenever she gets on an idea she makes a skit immediately before someone else thinks the idea
Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 26
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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i just found out he speaks around 8 to 12 languages he is genuinely super human bro what
Speedy HQ
@IShowSpeedHQ23h
🚨| WATCH: Speed meets a RANDOM FAN from INDONESIA on Omegle and has an ENTIRE CONVERSATION with her while speaking FLUENT INDONESIAN 🤯🤯🇮🇩
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FLYSHY@flyshyva12h
oh it’s actually starting to happen thank god
Kotaku
@KotakuOct 26
Microsoft And Epic Games Suddenly Agree That AI Is Theft kotaku.com/now-that-the-shoe… kotaku.com/now-that-the-shoe…

Microsoft And Epic Games Suddenly Agree That AI Is Theft

Rules for thee, but not for me

kotaku.com
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john playful@john_playful23h
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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PSF | Isaac the Spooky Man 🎃@TylorStankley221h
I think her shtick is annoying but I will defend her to my dying breath if that means not agreeing with kiwifarms
PSF | Number 1 Nosferatu 1979 fan@DespairNem22h
Am I out of the loop why am I seeing this fucking cat all over my tl
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eli 🐼@98pinkpandaOct 26
Korra's strength really was one of her coolest aspects to me as a teen. I couldn't believe when I found out people hated her for that and her personality
♤@haworthesOct 26
korra just be tossing grown ass men around like it’s nothing _¥£~£\\€ bless her
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auggie@skeletonnoted9h
femme telling butches how they should feel about the way people talk about them
(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)@edenicdesirsOct 26
i feel like everyone is misunderstanding this idk
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