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A Ton of Bricks

@atonofbricks

The Second-to-Last Great American Renegade™️©️®️

 Annandale, VA
Joined May 2009
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vivi@vmprforrealziesNov 8
once this covid shit is over imma lock in
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today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
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FLASH: President McKinley has been shot! The man's handkerchief concealed a revolver, which he fired twice into the President's torso. McKinley turns pale, swoons, and is caught by his personal secretary, George Cortelyou.
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzNov 5
The Laurel era is finally over. It’s all about Yanny now
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Handsome B. Charming@CTachio83984Nov 5
i got a response from the world wild life federation and for my question is there an animal called a whistlepig they said no there isn't and to my question if not could there be they said they don't know what i mean by that
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Adam Aaronson
@aaaronsonNov 4
I thought Troy Jackson would be the US senator whose first and last names are US cities with the highest total population, but actually that distinction goes to Elizabeth Warren
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This Might Be A Wiki@tmbwNov 4
TMBW wishes a very happy 40th anniversary to @tmbg's self-titled debut album.
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♃bou ♄ijāl 🔻@abou_rijalNov 4
Notice how it's always candidates that win the elections, despite being less than 1% of the population. Is our country being controlled by candidates?
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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleykerNov 4
CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingus30 Oct 2025
(“Losing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper
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John Attridge@John_AttridgeNov 1
I learned how to teach literature from TV and movies. If I am teaching Shakespeare, I first write "Globe Theatre", "catharsis" and "pentameter" on the blackboard. Then I read a line aloud and ask the class what they think Hamlet meant when he said that
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doomer
@uncledoomerNov 1
"i drank them all. not just the coors lights. but the yuenglings too"
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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog24 Oct 2021
Grown ass man who likes to ote opples and bononos
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Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakOct 28
That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 29
If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 28
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Kazmo@heykazmoOct 27
When people would tell me I’ve been doing x for 30 years and that meant since 1975, that was cool. Now they say 30 years ago and that’s just 1996. That holds no weight for me. There’s no majesty there. I’m not impressed.
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Cameron Bradford@camerobradfordOct 26
Had a productive meeting with God earlier. I ended up securing a pretty good sweetheart deal for the meek
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monica 🪏@waystarroyhoeOct 26
it’s always fucking monday jesus fucking christ
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilipsOct 21
those are not my best hours
Elara Raven_PNG (@Elara_Raven) profile pictureElara Raven_PNG@Elara_RavenOct 21
how attractive are you from 1-10
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Bilge Ebiri
@BilgeEbiriOct 19
It’s the best. I do it all the time.
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