lizzy/elizabeth. 30s. she/they. chronically ill and hella gay. fanfiction writer. anime, svsss, hr, hockey???, general shrieking, and whatever else i want.
the void
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long story short the thing i've been doing as a backup at my store just had a full time position open up in the area and they called and offered it to ME and said I'm "going to be very hard to replace" in my current store and I'LL HAVE A 401K AND A SET MON-FRI SCHEDULE?????
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โAnything for you babyโ - I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.
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some days you'll be thinking the whole world has gone to shit and then they go and find a new cat, incredible
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Boliviaโs Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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non queer people will say thatโs unrealistic when an early realization that you categorize and then ignore for a decade is a core part of queer culture
the nurse administering the contrast for my echocardiogram: and this contrast shouldn't have any side effects!
a half hour later and i can safely say that there are, in fact, side effects
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this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid
Not to start generational warfare but the gen zs have been the absolute WORST tippers lately and im about to give every table that looks like they have an average age of under 24 the most mid service bc i know thereโs a 50/50 shot theyโre tipping zero
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Weโve officially entered the two weeks before my birthday zone and that meant brunch somewhere new with a salad Iโll be thinking about for at least the next week
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whoever designed the new taco bell app actually deserves to suffer a small but distressing inconvenience every single day for the rest of their life. that thing is TRASH
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important life update: my mother made crackers with her sourdough starter for the first time and is now SO MAD about how good they are and how much she's spent on crackers that weren't nearly as good in the past
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