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lizzy/elizabeth. 30s. she/they. chronically ill and hella gay. fanfiction writer. anime, svsss, hr, hockey???, general shrieking, and whatever else i want.

the void
Joined May 2009
The Only Day Off I Have Until After My Birthday Birthday Nonsense
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We’ve officially entered the two weeks before my birthday zone and that meant brunch somewhere new with a salad I’ll be thinking about for at least the next week
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maybe a little early but the birthday trinkets from my mother and brother have begun
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like i know this grass should be greener i literally just went and looked at it on my mother's stream
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It’s only July and I would already like to be removed from this summer narrative
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we’re not patriotic but my mother loves a theme and she thought these were funny
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first player with a hat trick in an outdoor game IS my favorite tyler toffoli fact but the bit on his wikipedia page (which google tells me i "visit often") about it always feels soooo brutal
alot of people underestimate my goat when he was the first player to have a hat trick in an outdoor game how can you not say goated
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it's so good to see my punctuation and to see that question marks are the most used bc no one in my fics ever knows what the fuck is going on
Whew, we’ve been busy! Hot on the heels of list view for everyone, we’ve added four new Writing Insights for Ellipsus Plus! Take a closer look at your docs with: Repeated phrases: Find the multi-word phrases that recur throughout your draft. (For phrases containing up to six words.) Dialogue balance: Calculate how much of your writing is dialogue vs. narration (and see the difference via the dialogue highlight toggle). Point of view: See how many sentences are written from each perspective (and make extra-sure you didn’t accidentally switch halfway through!). First, second or third - you can highlight them all in your text. Punctuation habits: See how often you use ✨expressive✨ punctuation marks per 1,000 words?!!!?!! (Yes!) (And all without AI, of course!) Get down β€˜n’ dirty with your style (and the choices that make your voice yours, all yours). We wish you luck wrangling those phrases that jumpscare you when you discover you’ve used them 13 times in the same draft! More to come soon!
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Very pathetically asked my mother if she could make me soup today and she said β€œsoup??? Oh you really ARE sick, aren’t you?”
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I had to work tonight so I couldn’t pay attention to draft nonsense but my mother bought these and is like β€œI bought these for you to celebrate the draft. Because they have SHARKS”
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this feels right somehow bc recently at work i was telling someone about when my car fully broke down 3ish hours away in hesperia and she looked at me and blinked and said "god things are really always happening to you aren't they?"
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