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audrey🫀🪦✨@audreyhacker18 Jul 2017

listen I'm just quoting this so I can make it my pinned tweet xitter.gq/captainamerica/status/…

Captain America

@CaptainAmerica3 Feb 2014

Replying to @audreyhacker

@audreyhacker He calls it war paint, Audrey.

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Mark Z. Danielewski@markdanielewski2h

Image from Mark Z. Danielewski (@markdanielewski)

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griffin@griffinuggets4h

they changed the Pledge of Allegiance to the lyrics of Born This Way

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saoirse ⚞•⚟@violynluvr8h

55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS

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christina ⋆˚࿔@taxicabtruther14h

we digging up kirk and throwing him on the grill tonight

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grim 🇮🇩🏳️‍⚧️🐦‍⬛@beelzeboobys14h

i met mitch mcconnell, shes black

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chelsea obscura@halointheriver17h

I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test

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∞ river cockgoblin is watching community and glee@__cockgoblin__13h

so libbed out i just listened to yorktown from hamilton with tears in my eyes

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aidan!@obviouslystevie12h

We have taken control of Anakin Skywalker. He has now killed the emperor and reconciled with his woke son #PatriotsInControl

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lexie♡♡@lexycat200513h

we're putting a second worm in RFK Jr's brain

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Imagine Dragons Hate Account.@_21Average_15h

If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay

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sydney assbasket@admiralwils0n15h

They're shooting Mitch McConnell out of a cannon tomorrow

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Eric Allen Hatch@ericallenhatch15h

a third shoe has just hit george bush

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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau11h

We’re giving Conan the Tonight Show back. It doesn’t matter if he’s moved on

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robert waltoomf@fortfroIic8h

Computer. Hamilton (Original Broadway Cast Recording). Loud enough to kill.

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RednBlackSalamander@9mmballpoint14h

Making Anakin your mascot and losing to a guy named Sand

Decision Desk HQ

@DecisionDeskHQ15h

Decision Desk HQ projects Rob Sand wins the IA Governor General Election #DecisionMade: 9:57 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…

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Nougat Hand Bank@WireRacing16h

Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking

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zoë@ZoeTantonn13h

They just downloaded the Hamilton soundtrack to everyone’s iPhones

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gallo@dieluqy13h

WOKE 3.0 IS NOW

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The Broletariat@Scholf_A_Loaf15h

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Beaucoup Fish 🇵🇸@yay_meristinoux16h

Anakin got on the ballot, but they did not grant him the rank of senator

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