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The real reason why Weil closed is actually unique to Weil. Weil is a B-tier firm whose name/brand/vibe is *close enough* to white shoe-adjacent as to create an odd dynamic for anyone who could become Partner there. If you make partner at Weil, and you see some of your white shoe associate friends start to drop out, you start to think “wow- I can’t believe I got discarded so easily, maybe my classmates aren’t better than me after all” THEN you start to wonder, “What am I even doing at Weil?” Literally any Weil partner who brings in millions$ for their firm, can get recruited to a more prestigious firm, and will jump ship because: (1) If you went to a T14 school, you’ll think it’s unfair you had to end up at Weil. (2) If you went to a lower-ranked school, you’re going to have a nagging chip on your shoulder from being a part of high-stakes deals where everyone went to Harvard or Yale. Thus, you have unmet “prestige needs” that make you vulnerable for poaching. Weil is actually *close enough* to the high-prestige firm for their attorneys to be even thinking about themselves in relation to those high-tier firms. You wouldn’t get this same dynamic at Hogan Lovells. Kind of like how the bronze medalist is happier than the silver medalist. This is clearly what’s going on, and Weil is uniquely positioned as a good-enough firm that still stains the resume. Yet no one will be honest about how this is what’s happening, because no one wants to be called an elitist.
BigLaw is a miserable experience for most people. It is full of tension/rivalries/backstabbing. The idea that you can have a real ‘partnership’ with a few hundred cutthroats sitting on top of a pyramid scheme is ridiculous. The mystery is how firms like Weil hold together at all.
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this is not flame, btw
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This is basically what my last day teaching at Wharton looked like
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Gillis probably has a contract with the OnlyFans generative AI division, which in turn has a contract with Oracle for Tiktok scraping rights. "We need you to get women to make a bunch of sexually charged videos."
lmao every one of these videos making this hyperbolic joke like “Shane Gillis wants us in a burka” start off with “first, here’s my camel toe”
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The clothmo occupied government needs to GO!
Shane Gillis is correct. The word “gym” literally means a place where MALES exercise naked. Females have tainted this scholarly institution.
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I got really mad the other day when I remembered the whole AutoAdmit scandal. Some of @LadyLawyerDiary folks may be too young to remember this, it was more than a decade ago. It still haunts me.
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Apollo wanted Daphne. She fled so fast even a horny God couldn't catch her. Then she turned into a Laurel. We put her in our soup to taste a hint of what Apollo got blue balls over. Like buying egirl bath water, but classical
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nah I’m not sure grok should do that
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there was a DEI rule for LAW SCHOOL?!
BREAKING: American Bar Association votes to eliminate longstanding DEI rule for law schools.
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A story about high school showers autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr…
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The sky texture used for the Japanese version of Mario Kart 64(マリオカート64) manual is an edited and squashed part of an image found in Sozaijiten Vol.6 CD. Uncovered by roovahlees @Leonard85026417
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Replying to @STEMcelMoron
To my mind autoadmit and unz comments were far more important to the online right ca 2013 than /pol/.
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AutoAdmit on their way to defend Will Stancil
ANTIFA PUNCHED WILL STANCIL
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Replying to @DineshDSouza
Fun Fact: Dinesh has been named as on the financial take of the Israeli government. He’s a paid religious subversive, and takes money filtered through Jewish pipelines to engage in evangelical religion tampering on the part of a sophisticated foreign influence campaign. This terrible hot-take on “Replacement Theology” is brought to you by the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Meanwhile, when Dinesh says “Replacement Theology,” he’s referring to Covenant Theology, the only view on Israel held by Christians up until his theology was invented by a bizarre sect in an Irish basement in 1821. He’s literally impugning every Christian pastor and theologian up until the 19th century as a heretic, from Athanasius and Augustine to Edwards and Whitefield, from St. Francis and John Knox to Luther and Calvin, from Irenaeus and Clement to every single Puritan preacher who helped found our nation.
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Replying to @johnntremain
I could have a list of 50 T14 tactful AutoAdmit power users on a desk tmrw. There are smart ppl in the admin & adjacent that are capable of identifying competent & on mission staff, but the people making hiring decisions are either anti-Trumpers or MAGA-lago grifters.
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