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self proclaimed greatest man to ever breathe.

Upstairs, going hard
Joined April 2012
We all know he’s gonna regress to the mean eventually but he has been playing well recently I’ll give him that
People actually thought he wasn’t good
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Dating as a man in 2026:
Dating as a 32 year old woman has so much clarity Hot guy 25 years old = im banging this one if he shuts tf up Slightly less hot 35 year old banker = yeah im gonna date him seriously Hot 29 years old guy = id date him if hes trained and a bit naive… i might actually marry this one
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The only Β£100m+ player that was actually worth the money
Rory is right the Caicedo and Rice debate is over
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Shoot this nigga man
Are they other people like him that aren’t attracted to their race or it’s just him?πŸ€”
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If this brudda was black, the UK media would have finished him a long time ago 🀣
🚨 Jack Grealish spent two consecutive nights drinking and partying just days before being axed from Everton’s squad over a disciplinary issue! 😬 The 31-year-old, who earns Β£300,000 per week, enjoyed two nights out on October 19 and 20. On Monday night, Grealish attended the Pride of Britain Awards in London before heading to a karaoke bar, where he stayed until the early hours of the morning. He then returned to the North West, attended Everton training on Tuesday and went out again that evening. This time, Grealish was spotted drinking at The Mucky Pup pub in Wilmslow alongside Everton teammates Jordan Pickford and Tyler Dibling, as well as former Manchester City teammate Kyle Walker. The group watched PSG vs Barcelona in a private room, with witnesses describing plenty of drinks being consumed. Just days later, Grealish was left out of Everton’s Carabao Cup victory against Newcastle, with manager David Moyes confirming: πŸ—£οΈ β€œThe club made the decision and I support it.” [The Sun]
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All those Β£100m+ attackers and not a single shot on target is crazy
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I don’t hate a lot of things… okay I lied I hate a lot of things but one of the things at the top of that list is DJs that can’t mix properly. Might as well slap on smart shuffle
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Never mentioned black women once mind you
He calls black women complimenting him as abusive sexualisation 😭😭 ohhhh he hates black women so much
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Kmt no it’s not
What’s your favorite artist of all time? It’s gonna shock everyone but mine is Lil Peep.
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Good LORD I’m sexy faaaaack
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Man shut up and book the product like a competent somebody
This isn’t a video game … you did that!!! …next time we’ll work on getting you some entrance music.
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At what age does β€œjourney juice” become dΓ©classΓ©?
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being a millennial manager is giving feedback like this: β€œlook, I personally dgaf. But I need you to do XYZ so these mfs don’t come saying nothing to me!!!”
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ADHD is absolutely a disability but it doesn’t exactly impair one’s ability to catch a train
I have adhd. This is ridiculous. Stop giving stuff away for free. It is not a disability. I do not want free stuff for being a little all over the shop at times πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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I mean if you’re smelling damp and mould everywhere you go…
Why does everyone smell so…… damp and mouldy…?
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Yeah I’m signing it still
Happy 56th birthday to Nia Long πŸŽ‰
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Damn all the good stuff
Watching face sitting is now punishable by up to 2 years in prison. Just another day on Normal Island.
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β€œI’ll take a box of 24 please”
A Guinean Princess πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΌπŸ‘‘
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I’ve said it 1000 times, Arteta and Havertz are in a homosexual relationship
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