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Upstairs, going hard
Joined April 2012
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Dating as a man in 2026:
Dating as a 32 year old woman has so much clarity Hot guy 25 years old = im banging this one if he shuts tf up Slightly less hot 35 year old banker = yeah im gonna date him seriously Hot 29 years old guy = id date him if hes trained and a bit naive… i might actually marry this one
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If this brudda was black, the UK media would have finished him a long time ago 🤣
🚨 Jack Grealish spent two consecutive nights drinking and partying just days before being axed from Everton’s squad over a disciplinary issue! 😬 The 31-year-old, who earns £300,000 per week, enjoyed two nights out on October 19 and 20. On Monday night, Grealish attended the Pride of Britain Awards in London before heading to a karaoke bar, where he stayed until the early hours of the morning. He then returned to the North West, attended Everton training on Tuesday and went out again that evening. This time, Grealish was spotted drinking at The Mucky Pup pub in Wilmslow alongside Everton teammates Jordan Pickford and Tyler Dibling, as well as former Manchester City teammate Kyle Walker. The group watched PSG vs Barcelona in a private room, with witnesses describing plenty of drinks being consumed. Just days later, Grealish was left out of Everton’s Carabao Cup victory against Newcastle, with manager David Moyes confirming: 🗣️ “The club made the decision and I support it.” [The Sun]
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being a millennial manager is giving feedback like this: “look, I personally dgaf. But I need you to do XYZ so these mfs don’t come saying nothing to me!!!”
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You need one plantain black friend so you can rock up to Afrobeats and have carnival motives patterned and one alternative black friend so you can have Halloween and ukunderground motives patterned. Such is balance in this ukblack life
Black people in the U.K. are too African wdym there are no Halloween events omd are you guys aunties and uncles?!?
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The wait is over…. 🌟 Tomorrow. #BallonDont
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How ass is Havertz
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Nick wright going crazy 😂😂😂
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Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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“I’d die if I had to name five Jay-Z songs”
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Been pronouncing his name the Nigerian way this whole time lol
AZ Chike's Perfect 10 is "slept on"
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Eagles: Jordan you’re making it $78 million please do something!! Jordan Davis:
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Asda cancelled the orders because you people are actually stupid. It’s not everything you must take a picture of and post. Sometimes just enjoy and be quiet.
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Then sell the houses back to the public!
Airbnb hosts are threatening to boycott the platform over its ban on checkout chores Some claim guests will “rob us of toilet paper” and leave properties a mess
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Jorja Smith … #BallonDor
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HE WENT WHAT ON WHO? AT THE WHAT AWARDS? HDHDBDBDBXB WHAT?!
.@FrencHMonTanA opens the 70th Ballon d'Or Ceremony red carpet! #ballondor
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Paul Levesque 2.5 seconds after taking his seat in gorilla during Crown Jewel because “it’s what we do”
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Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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Aged like fine wine.
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Its insane how she got away with using black culture as an aesthetic only to discard it as soon as she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress. 2026 Ariana v 2019 Ariana are 2 completely different people. Zara is doing the same exact thing and its crazy people cant see it
that blaccent was THICK.
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I swear the pain United are going through right now is not enough. Let them suffer even more.
Crazy Commentary Lines 🎙️ “Nobody’s Touched Him”
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