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MechE Virgin, senile young man, anarcho-yeagerist, lowtier artist of various mediums, hightier humorist

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Joined August 2021
NOTICE TO ALL FOLLOWS OLD AND NEW I am a believer in western civilization and high social trust, and as a result I believe in courtesy liking. If you are not capable of this, I am going to deport you from my page. You are free to act like third world guttertrash elsewhere
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yeah this is totally a white thing. what do you mean you cut off your parents you can’t just do that
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bitches love my riddles
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Men in general have very bad self esteem and as a consequence mostly pursue women who are not likely to be very discerning wrt partners, in turn pavloving themselves into being able to get turned on by a shaved eyebrows and cookie monster pajama pants Caseys cashier white girl
It's strange how many men online pretend that men (as a whole) have high standards. Any not obese woman that is at least average in the face, is gonna get hit on. A lot of men's standards are essentially "a vaguely female shaped person"
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high testosterone taste
Did the mytype thing lol
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taking a job at the CIA and they pull out The Shears
To prevent honeypotting, we must turn to an ancient solution: sensitive information should only be handled by eunuchs
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To prevent honeypotting, we must turn to an ancient solution: sensitive information should only be handled by eunuchs
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The hotdog you grilled yesterday but forgot to eat:
I’m not a spy or Chinese
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Banning kids from listening to music might just be one of the most evil things you could do. Like a Mr Burns storyline from The Simpsons
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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weight training is genuinely the laziest sport with the greatest payoff yet people still choose to do pilates stairmaster assblaster cockbending circuits 30 day challenges 8 times a week and then wonder why they cant stick to it and achieve their goals
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leftists' denial of AI is so funny because it ultimately boils down to "autistic nerds are weird and offputting"
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Fascinated by the random gay guy that’s seemingly the only person allowed to reply to Hillary’s tweets.
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The only begging wanye knows is begging the question
Replying to @thereisnojayjay
Let me guess, you’re one of these people who has “test anxiety”
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Sad how the online right shifted away from high IQ worldly bodybuilders and actually funny erudite schizos to coaler upper-midwit beerjaks who cant bench their bodyweight and want a “righteous gigabased” panopticon bc they’re very scared of black people, pic unrel
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I definitely have many disagreements with the Neitzschean right, but at the same time they're much more interesting, fun, and intelligent than the current crop of right wingers who have had the soulkilled engram of a cucked shopkeeper from Yerevan uploaded into their brains
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They're all "formerly woke" too. They never had some great philosophical awakening, they remain unreformed 2010s wokescolds who still believe the summum bonum of existence is ritualistic self sacrifice and have redirected their petty tyranny towards a new set of SNCA grievances
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I should be allowed to block accounts from specific countries
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Noticing a pattern where rightoids, esp. Gen X and boomers, peddle "learn a trade you'll eventually make big bucks!" as an alternative to education (woke, effeminate, gay) & the trades pay less than retail or fast food & everyone in the field who isn't a boomer says it's hell.
IBEW is desperate for electricians in Texas. Average starting wage for someone completely inexperienced is almost $18/hr in the cities.
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My fyp would be remarkably improved if I could restrict it by geographic region
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