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seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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(It’s early, but sometimes we need to laugh through the pain)
Among 616 teams since 2007-08, the 2026 #Canucks rank:
xGF%: 616th
SF%: 616th
Shots/60: 616th
5v5 Shooting %: 6th
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They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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Me at the next oilers game:
A Florida youth soccer organizer called police last weekend to remove the family of a 3-year-old boy he said was pushing other players. But in body camera footage released Monday, the boy's parents are seen telling officers that he was kicked out of the league because he's too good at soccer. spr.ly/6011BH9a65
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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My roommate is mad at me because I think everyone in the world is gay except for Harry Styles
Things are getting better
Sufjan Stevens performed live publicly for the first time since being diagnosed with Guillain-Barré syndrome
pitchfork.com/story/sufjan-s…
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
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The demand was there
Here's the first look at Allison Williams as Peter Pan. #wiglife vnty.fr/1r1wjJ6





























