that’s me by the meatballs #canucks

secret third carolina
Joined August 2015
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Going to someone’s house and their dog is jumping all over you
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This is how they treat my beautiful bald ep40 .
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seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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Are you dingle
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It has felt like this maybe my entire adult life
Cat STARES into camera in COMPLETE BETRAYAL after FEEDER SPITS OUT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD
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jacking off to the moon and stars
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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fuck I forgot to run for mayor
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(It’s early, but sometimes we need to laugh through the pain)
Among 616 teams since 2007-08, the 2026 #Canucks rank: xGF%: 616th SF%: 616th Shots/60: 616th 5v5 Shooting %: 6th
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They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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Me at the next oilers game:
A Florida youth soccer organizer called police last weekend to remove the family of a 3-year-old boy he said was pushing other players. But in body camera footage released Monday, the boy's parents are seen telling officers that he was kicked out of the league because he's too good at soccer. spr.ly/6011BH9a65
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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My roommate is mad at me because I think everyone in the world is gay except for Harry Styles
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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The demand was there
Here's the first look at Allison Williams as Peter Pan. #wiglife vnty.fr/1r1wjJ6
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i’ll say it again
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Your toothbrush will going to betray you
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no i didn't score with anyone at the party but my xGF% was really high
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we need to stop platforming guys like this
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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