🇬🇧 She Wouldna bake, nor She wouldna brew, For spoilin' o' her comely hue. Knickety, knackety, noo noo noo. #SNPout. BongBongSwinney©2026 MissyUK
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I’m a pure bred Scot, we still have clan, ancestor a Knight of 🤴James, 1620,
maternal side M👸🏻OS lady in waiting,1552!
Mum’s uncle founded Hydro Electric Board, another a famous judge.
A Stirling Uni building named after us, ancestor laid first stone of
Wallace Monument.
You?😂
Are we supposed to believe, it’s a coincidence, that Harry, formerly known as Prince,
& Migraine, hotfooted
it from US, back to UK?
US press have much more freedom, press & libel laws are more stringent here, despite what, fan dan, Harry, claims!
bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwnv0320…
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Absolutely. Some highly paid public sector worker will have produced the document & a highly paid manager will have approved it.
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Troon harbour. Some fishing boats tied up and could see one or two folk working on the nets at the harbourside.
A Calmac ferry in for maintenance, couldn’t see which one it was but again there was someone power washing and others on board carrying out work ☀️.
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Fair.
Once had a colleague ruin a massive 4 toastie machine by making sardine toasties.
Lunatic.
Police officer pulled gun on colleague for microwaving fish in the office trib.al/pclkZlm
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The really weird thing is the idea that these materialistic kids are delighted that their 'Christmas present' is a decorated room at Granny's house which they can dance around in for a few minutes. They will rapidly get bored and they can't take it home. Worst. Present. Ever.
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Remembering how thoroughly obnoxious Russell Brand was has made today even better.
Peter Hitchens got this right.
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Snps ignorance and arrogance in full flow. Our neighbours are banning the Burqas, but the Muslim vote means more to Snp, Greens and Labour than womens safety.
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This whole evidence session was deeply disappointing. Not because of the witnesses, but because of the MSPs. There are loads of interesting angles to explore on the ScotWind auction. But most of them didn’t even get a mention because the MSPs were fixated on the wrong questions.
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🔴 NEW: SNP quango Creative Scotland gave nearly £1M of taxpayers’ cash to an arts group accused of organising an ‘anti-Semitic’ event
dailymail.com/news/article-1…
#SNP #arts #gaza #palestine #israel
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Roaster Alert.
Should the law that allowed a Green MSP to be elected while on a temporary student visa be revisited?
Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman and Reform UK MSP Mark Simpson debate on STV's @ScotlandTonight.
Watch at 10:40pm on STV
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Wtf. Scottish education reform is based on a document generated by AI!! What The Fuck. Public sector workers can’t do the job they’re paid for. Maybe Angela Constance’s Scottish NHS reform is based on AI!! All very SNP.
EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Scotland’s national education quango used AI to draft crucial curriculum reports - and they’re riddled with basic factual blunders.
The papers are the building blocks of #SNP schools reforms.
Full investigation 👇
dailymail.com/news/article-1… #schools #education
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The SNP has plenty of money for fake foreign embassies, climate change reparations, foreign trips, independence papers, African schools, free bus travel for migrants, world cup trips, SPADS and Gaza of course.
Meanwhile back in Scotland...
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Ach well.
BREAKING: Henry Nowak's killer has life sentence increased after bid to cut it fails trib.al/Tlbb15g
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Booked into what is a so called five star hotel in Paphos.
Five star my arse.
Half empty hotel and they gave us a room right next door to the fucking main bar.
Then because we are only bed and breakfast and this craphole isn’t near any other restaurants asked to eat here.
Yes of course you can for 45 euros pp.
This lovely white linen restaurant beckoned. Then we were told the buffet is open.
Buffet my arse. I heard women say I bet it’s the same menu as last night and every other night. It was the most expensive buffet which actually lacked actual food and was a tiny little room it was truly pathetic.
Will out this so called five star nightmare The Venus Beach hotel in Paphos.
So bad I wouldn’t even consider letting Nicola Sturgeon stay in it 😂
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Looks like the £2 bus fare cap might bankrupt publicly owned Scotrail.
Who could have foreseen that happening?
(Absolutely everybody)
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