If laughter is the best medicine my jokes are placebos.

England
Joined April 2011
he was, among many achievements, an incredible poster. may his memory be a blessing.
Bill Shatner is not a friend but his work on Boston Legal cannot be disputed. He brought a great deal to his performance.
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those are not my best hours
how attractive are you from 1-10
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VICTORY! (It’s the hand-dryer, not the urinal, but a win’s a win.)
Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’ trib.al/MyMM236
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Sorry - what are you expecting me to do about the situation in France, as a UK consumer finance specialist on a micro-blogging site?
Replying to @MartinSLewis
Europe burning ur doing polls
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‘Pictured for the first time’, like he’s been keeping a low profile.
🚨PICTURED: Altai the tiger has been pictured for the first time since he killed a man in an incident at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday
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Question from my job interview for White House Press secretary: "Where do you see yourself in five days?" 🤔🤭
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lol
Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
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A Scaramucci was a measure of time. A Zacharia is more ethereal; a measure of being, a disconnect between one’s story and one's purpose, the distance between what you’ve lived and what you're doing at present. Beautiful really.
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1/ For 10 weeks, our fact checkers and data scientists asked five leading AI chatbots the same 22 questions every day: Gemini 3.1, ChatGPT, Grok, DeepSeek and Claude. None repeated the core misinformation they were tested on. But we found several points of failure 🧵
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By “unearthed”, you mean “is on the first line of his Wikipedia page”.
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I apologize for sharing the false report about James Talarico taking off two weeks to gorge himself on Lindor Chocolate. I relied on the reporting available then, by people I know and trust in the conservative influencer sphere and I believed that surely this time they would get it right. I support Ken Paxton and will continue to salaciously gossip about his opponent, but the truth matters more than winning on a lie.
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what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm
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Rage baiting the richest person in the world on a Sunday wasn't on my bucket list
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Don’t worry, I got you @elonmusk
Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍
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Hospitals don’t release HIPAA protected information to any moron that calls. Feeling desperate, I see?
Watching the absolute meltdown from the left over a psych hospital telling us James Talarico was recently discharged from their looney bin is so freaking entertaining 🤣
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The Community Notes incoming for @nicksortor look really bad and he has likely set himself up for a major libel case.
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Are we going to talk about Elon putting his hand on the scales of our midterms with this blatant misinformation?
Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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