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Replying to @AdamParkhomenko
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CRYSTAL CLEAR- If Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer lead the Democratic Party, you can kiss the midterm victories goodbye.
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Replying to @AdamParkhomenko
I haven't stopped laughing.
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TIME Magazine unveils new cover.
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Please reply in the comments with the best tweets of the night so we can all laugh together
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BREAKING: Due to Blexas, No Nut November is CANCELED
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I DO NOT WANT HAKEEM TO BE OUR SPEAKER THANK YOU
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we replacing the statue of liberty with the solo poly hijabi
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Democrats this is a MANDATE to get the fuck rid of Schumer and Jeffries DO SOMETHING
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🚨 Guilherme Cortez afirma que Flávio Bolsonaro será deportado hoje dos Estados Unidos.
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DEPORTTTT BOLSONAROOOO!!!!
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Good morning!
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Today, Mercury retrograde enters the heart of the Sun in Scorpio. In the ancient language of astrology, this is called a cazimi, a moment when a planet is symbolically renewed in the very fire that might otherwise consume it. Since Mercury represents the mind, we’re both witnessing and experiencing a shift in consciousness right now. And with Mercury retrograde in Scorpio, we’ve had to descend into the depths of the underworld to arrive here. It’s as if we’ve traveled into the center of the furnace, and now the Phoenix can finally rise anew. All this to say, as we’re building towards a Scorpio New Moon, bathe yourself in this feeling right now. We’ve all been doomscrolling for years. Take this moment in and let it water your imagination. A better world is knocking; can you hear her?
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We go live to Silicon Valley
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WOKE IS BACK
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Fetterman’s former chief of staff
You know who doesn’t matter anymore? John Fetterman.
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anderson cooper being a lamb first and a journalist second
Anderson in the back hearing Mariah Carey’s name and tuning in. 😭
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