Happy Homecoming Weekend! Go Hokies!

These things better hear the Undertaker’s music when I come around. Took out 5 of them today. You will NOT take over our town on my watch!!

got the $3 hot dog combo for lunch at 7-Eleven today and it tasted like I went 1-4 in little league (three at-bats were productive)

.@RidgeYaks thank you so much for a wonderful night in Salem! This is the first pitch I have thrown from the mound since I was a relief option for the 2005 New Kent Padres – at Salem, VA

Sending empathy to my NOVA/DC brethren. I was in your area for 36 hours and did not feel the wind blow one (1) time. Also condolences to anyone in my life that has accepted the challenge of being a Reds fan.

Got a new roadtrip game to play with whoever you’re riding with: See how many Bob Dylan songs you can play before they say something. My wife is a trooper and made it through 2.5. That’s a solid 20 minutes of music. She tapped out on minute 3 of this one.

.@oasis please. @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher first round is on me at TOTS

put a refund check I got into a savings account instead of spending it on Outback or retro football gear I saw on an Instagram ad

Alright WC is over, under 50 days to kickoff, firing this up to see if I catch anything new on my 97th watch