This will be the year that I hit it big in McDonald’s Monopoly. I am one Water Works piece away from a $5,000 Best Buy shopping spree that will change my family forever. I promise to not forget about my true friends when this happens.

Hokies beat Clemson AND my dog ran up on a skunk without getting sprayed in a span of 2 hours, I will be buying several lottery tickets tomorrow

BYOG now stands for Bring Your Own Grunkemeyer

Thanks Neal!!

I had to get a picture with her after. She is hands down the greatest

Happy Homecoming Weekend! Go Hokies!

As long as I don’t have to do it in the cotton gym suit New Kent Middle School gave me in 2006 I have a fighting chance

Same thing! No thank you!!

Calling George W. Bush: I can actually do pull-ups now. Can I retroactively take the Presidential Fitness Test 20 years later? On the caveat that I will NOT do the V-sit.

Josh! Thanks for tuning in man.

average song played on 800% volume by the person without headphones on the treadmill beside me at Planet Fitness

These have become appointment viewing for me on Monday nights. Shoutout @jdotsawyers and everyone involved on the creative team here. Friday can’t come soon enough!

Do you have a blazer or tuxedo available as well

most important run in the city of Boston since Paul Revere’s horse

If it leads to profits I guess I am willing to sacrifice my pride

New business idea: “The Cut to Break Festival.” Features all the artists NFL games utilize for the slo-mo lead out to commercial. Headliners will be Shaboozey, Jelly Roll, and a hologram of Tom Petty. Title sponsor is Liberty Mutual