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bartholomew morristown, phD

@bart_blaster

I’ve got thoughts and I’m here to make them everyone else’s problem

Joined April 2026
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geomaniac ΔΔΔ ‎‎@geomaniac_Nov 4
trump is COOKED 😭😭😭😭
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Tom Broome-Jones@tbroomeyOct 29
Literally one of the best lines ever said by an actor in anything.
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Hard Pass
@HardPass4Oct 26
Monday. Time to get after it.
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Gay Interrupted
@TwinkTheoryOct 26
Monday
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Respectful Memes
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Respectful Memes
@RespectfulMemesOct 24
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fucking every word
@fuckeverywordOct 23
fucking disappointing
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trap dad
@dude_gangOct 20
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Mark Taylor@Mark___TaylorOct 12
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Nasser
@RichPianianOct 7
If you say the phrase “late stage capitalism” around me I’m just gonna assume you were molested
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philosophy memes 🔗
@philosophymeme0Oct 5
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Work Memes@WorkMemesDailyOct 5
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Lux
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Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChenOct 2
I see women asking "WHY AREN'T MEN DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THE CORNELL 7!" But aside from the fact that regret ≠ assault Anytime there is a male-dominated attempt to increase safety (tough on crime, border security, deportations, Daniel Penny) these same women protest to stop it
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Justin@KramericaInternSep 29
We should make crackheads wear these
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JT
@jiraticketsSep 26
happy petrov day to all who celebrate
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Melodies & Masterpieces
@SVG__CollectionSep 21
Today is the 21st of September.
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Terrible Quality Memes
@BadQualityMemesSep 19
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Trader Theory
@tradertheoryAug 26
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