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Bored Certified Copywriter | Annoying Film Enthusiast | Mediocre Tweeter | Never properly hydrated | he/his/him

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2013
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No one: Me: GET THAT SCHWEPPES SHIT OUTTA HERE ! THIS IS A PROUD CANADA DRY HOUSE
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This is what leaving America does to people
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One of the many reasons why Mad Men deserves the gold is that it doesn’t rely on violence or cops and robbers to tell its story. I can only imagine executives rolling their eyes at the first pitch meeting. I love The Wire and Breaking Bad but this is the power of the quotidian.
Mad Men was ranked #3 on The New York Times’ list of the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century. @nytimes
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We don’t brag enough as Chelsea fans.
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The coverage of bus v rail transit is stark. Shame buses have such a negative stigma
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NEW CTA Circle Line: Giving the Chicago Loop a new vertical meaning
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Kanye West did a song titled Heil Hitler and is currently doing a concert tour, which has included multiple dates at Raymond James stadium in Tampa that has banned Macklemore for saying end the genocide & free Palestine fucking absurd
Promoters have pulled Macklemore from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he called for a “Free Palestine” on stage: “We have been notified by venues on the upcoming U.S. tour dates that they will not allow a concert to take place with Macklemore on the lineup” (rollingstone.com/music/music…)
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BREAKING: People aged 65 and older now outnumber children aged 5 and younger worldwide for the first time in recorded history, per Axios
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Bet the mayor of this town said it's fine to go in the water.
SHARKY WATERS 🦈: Waters off the coast of North Carolina were teeming with sharks on Saturday, after drone video captured what appears to be hundreds of sharks in shallow waters near the beach.
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Ya! ;)
Replying to @USMNT
@USMNT can we please get the greatest national anthem singer of all time for Monday?@Anthem_Singer #usmnt #Blackhawks #bears Thoughts? @creamsleeve
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Pirated movies are yours forever (till your HD gets corrupted). No corporation can delete them on their whim. There is very little moral ground to oppose piracy when buying is not owning. Support piracy. Support physical media.
PlayStation is deleting over 500 purchased movies from its customers' accounts 🎞️ • Includes films like 'Terminator 2', 'Rambo', 'Apocalypse Now', 'Hot Fuzz', and 'Moonlight' • Comes after a licensing deal ended
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we used to have BLOCKING
i’ve always loved the little detail of han working on the falcon/watching leia in the background of this scene on hoth
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THANK YOU DAVE!!! Best right back Chelsea’s ever had
Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…
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Can he play WR for the Bears too?
PCA my goodness
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Jury Duty 2 and the way it got made is a goddamn marvel. I wish our collective cultural attention was more focused for art like this bc it’s a comedy masterpiece. It makes you believe people can be good
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If a business cannot survive while paying a living wage and benefits, that business model deserves to fail.
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He was an alcoholic who deeply regretted his drinking. His wife called it the “anguish of our lives”. He partially blamed his drinking for the death of his son who was also an addict. I just hate seeing Newman’s drinking posted as based manliness or whatever. It was sad.
“I drink ten or more beers every day.” — Paul Newman, 1968
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My nieces curated a 2-hour horror playlist on YouTube. How do I log this on Letterboxd without sounding like a hostage?
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this is anti union rhetoric
The SAG Awards has officially been renamed The Actor Awards. Live March 1, 2026 on Netflix.
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Mbappe needs to fix his hairline before it goes LeBron
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