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Fantasy basketball savant. Big-time Laker fan.

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Joined June 2011
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Big slate is a bad slate. Lost my parlays today.
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BREAKING: An internal investigation found that the Spurs winning the lottery in 2023 and selecting Victor Wembanyama may have been fixed. Sources say the league wanted to the Spurs to contend to create a rivalry with the Thunder and increase ratings. A massive scandal is about to emerge.
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😆Embiid got punked!!
JOEL EMBIID AND TOLU SMITH FIGHT. 👀🍿
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Una escena eliminada de SCARY MOVIE que nunca deberían haber quitado 😂🔪
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I wouldn’t have imagined America, the Land of the Free, having these voters decide its future.
Minnesota voter sharing her thoughts on the election outside of a polling location Demographics are destiny
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This is why Wemby for MVP is bullshit. Dude can sit or have a bad game and still his team wins.
After six games of hard hoops, yesterday was probably the first time this season where I looked at San Antonio and thought: yeah… this looks familiar. A glimpse of last season’s Spurs. And ironically, Wemby had one of his quieter scoring nights. 12 points on 5/15. But he still gave you 11 boards, 5 assists and 3 blocks. That’s what made this game interesting. San Antonio didn’t need Wemby to drop 35 for the offense to breathe. Devin Vassell deserves love here. Only 11 points, but he finished +26. He kept working off the ball, attacked when the closeout came and didn’t need touches forced his way to impact the game. Then Swipa Man, my mouth is getting full talking about Fox lately 😂 12 points on 5/8 in only 22 minutes. Again, efficient. Again, not hijacking possessions. He’s starting to understand exactly when this team needs him to push, when to attack the gap and when to simply move it and let the next action develop. That balance is coming. Castle also bounced back after a quieter game against Minnesota. 16 points, 5 boards, 4 assists and ZERO turnovers. That’s the Castle I want pressure the paint, make the defense collapse and keep the possession alive instead of trying to force every window. Are we finished? Nah. Because DHarp 17 points. 7 rebounds. 8 assists. 2 steals. This kid keeps looking more comfortable reading NBA defenses. He’s not just getting downhill anymore. He’s starting to understand what the help is telling him — when the low man steps up, when the corner opens, when to keep the dribble alive and when to move it early. That’s growth. And maybe that was the biggest takeaway from the whole game. Seven Spurs scored in double figures. Wemby didn’t have to carry the scoring load. Fox didn’t have to dominate the ball. Castle didn’t have to be Superman. Harper didn’t have to force the issue. Vassell didn’t need 20 shots. Everybody just played their part. That’s the version of San Antonio I’ve been waiting to see. Less “your turn, my turn.” More paint touches. More extra passes. More guys attacking a tilted defense. For the first time this season, it felt like the Spurs were playing through each other again. And that might be more important than any individual stat line.
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As it should be!
BREAKING: Luka Doncic surges in the odds to become the frontrunner for MVP, dethroning Wembanyama. 🚨 33% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/Luka4MVP
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Luka Doncic is now the MVP favorite on @Underdog.
Current NBA MVP race based on @Underdog odds: Wemby (33%) - 28/11/3/1/4 Doncic (27%) - 38/8/7/2/1 SGA (14%) - 26/5/3/1/1 Tatum (10%) - 28/6/8/1/1 Jokic (6%) - 21/10/9/2/1 play.underdogsports.com/vgwg…
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A BIG FUCK YOU to all you dumbfucks in the media who thinks Luka is not the MVP. His performance every game is inconceivable and that is coming from me who witnessed MJ and KOBE ravage teams every night. #NBA don’t mess this up.
October Recap of the top 5 MVP candidates Remember, MVP voters said no bad months allowed. What sticks out to you
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Pardy retweeted
The Lakers are the best team in the NBA
🤖 Made with AI
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Getting tired of all these basketball meme sites and pretenders who think they know basketball just because they have a lot of followers. You guys are making people dumb and dumber.
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Retard of the day 🏆 Retard of the season 🏆
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Ferrari we are tired of Charles. We will switch support if he’s still on the team.
So Charles couldn't even bring himself to say congratulations to Lewis, and Lewis was the one who went and shook his hand, while Lewis was always the first one to go and congratulate him. And that tells you everything.
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Yanic Niederhauser is back healthy again??
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Lakers should trade for Leonard Miller. He’d be a nice fit to Luka and next to Kessler. If not, go get Goga!
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Rothschild owned and controlled banks.
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BANGKO SENTRAL SOLD OUR GOLD RESERVES AT A LOSS! You would think the members of the Monetary Board, who manage our Bangko Sentral, are geniuses, wise men averaging 70 years old. But they just sold a pile of our gold reserves at a loss. Big, big loss. In 2024, they sold 25 tons of gold when prices were ranging from $2,000 to $2,400 per ounce. In 2025, they again sold 25 tons of gold when prices were ranging from 2,338 to $2,427 per ounce. Supposedly to prop up the peso. How much is gold trading now? $3,884.90. It in fact peaked at $5,500 this year. We lost by half. And yet, they're paid from P30 Million to P50 Million a year for their supposed wisdom and expertise. They still failed to prop up the peso. It keeps falling against the dollar. So, essentially, all that gold vanished into thin air. Will the Ombudsman look into this and if warranted, fire them all for gross inexcusable negligence. They're not impeachable officials. And better check how much gold is still left in our vault. And keep it away from these old men.
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🚨 TRUMP JUST WENT THERE Trump posted a "Life Before Obama" checklist on Truth Social. ISIS, Black Lives Matter, Antifa, the Russia Hoax, expensive Obamacare, and TDS all made the list. The day after Obama got on stage to say he's "tired of being divided," Trump handed him the receipt. Obama started it. Trump is finishing it.
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Barack Obama is now targeting Hungary and Poland because they’re rejecting open borders. This guy really is a menace to all of humanity. He needs to be legally jailed for life. I’m serious.
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JJ lost this game for us. @Lakers
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