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30 | ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ | i write fic and scream about other people's fic | ๐Ÿ”ž for nsfw content

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all of my fics in one place (finally) ๐Ÿ•บ
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redownloaded this app just to witness the mess that is the us government in real time
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s*x is nice but has your man ever sat you in his lap, kept eye contact with you and fing*red you to tears? a concept
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something about this feels sinister
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Kinktober Day 24: "Good Kitty" Jingle jingle! Ed and Stede are having a very nice time ๐Ÿ˜Š #ofmdkinktober #ofmdkinktober2024
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Tonight in Dublin, Ireland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
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I'm happy to announce the 2nd Stardew Valley concert tour... Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons. This tour will features a larger orchestra, a different musical program, and more visual features. Please check the website for more info! stardewvalleyconcert.com/
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A cheeky Stede for #auxiliarywardrobezine! What a joyful zine to be a part of. Please go to the tag to check out everyone's fabulous fashionable Stedes! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath @stedebonnetzine
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sorry i moaned when you yapped about your nerdy little interest. itโ€™s really hot when you talk about things youโ€™re passionate about. do you still want me
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I AM UNWELL ๐Ÿซ 
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every time i get on here i see a lot of people being bitter and mean about people leaving. if thatโ€™s how you really feel, maybe this place is more suited for you than bsky anyway ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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when i was bleeding heavily one time i went to the ER bc its happened before. bleeding through an overnight pad in an hour. they couldnโ€™t find anything wrong and said, โ€œwell, youโ€™re probably fine. if it gets worse come back.โ€ WORSE??
Whatโ€™s the most outrageous thing a medical professional has ever said to you?
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LMAO TRULY
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ah. that probably wasnโ€™t something i needed to read at 12:30 in the morning ๐Ÿ™
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the reason i'm pissed about trump's plan for the department of education is for purely selfish reasons. i can't handle MORE stupid people!!!! a lot of you bitches are already very dumb!!!
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People Magazine has unveiled Edward Teach as the 2024 Sexiest Man Alive.
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elon running a department about efficiency when he bought a social media platform and tanked it's value by 80% in 2 years
Donald Trump announces that Elon Musk will lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Vivek Ramaswamy.
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if anyone needs help porting smaus to ao3, PLEASE let me help you. i donโ€™t want stories to disappear ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Best i can do is 100 in a week and never touching it again
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