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s*x is nice but has your man ever sat you in his lap, kept eye contact with you and fing*red you to tears? a concept
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Kinktober Day 24: "Good Kitty" Jingle jingle! Ed and Stede are having a very nice time ๐Ÿ˜Š #ofmdkinktober #ofmdkinktober2024
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Tonight in Dublin, Ireland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
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I'm happy to announce the 2nd Stardew Valley concert tour... Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons. This tour will features a larger orchestra, a different musical program, and more visual features. Please check the website for more info! stardewvalleyconcert.com/
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A cheeky Stede for #auxiliarywardrobezine! What a joyful zine to be a part of. Please go to the tag to check out everyone's fabulous fashionable Stedes! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath @stedebonnetzine
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I AM UNWELL ๐Ÿซ 
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the reason i'm pissed about trump's plan for the department of education is for purely selfish reasons. i can't handle MORE stupid people!!!! a lot of you bitches are already very dumb!!!
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People Magazine has unveiled Edward Teach as the 2024 Sexiest Man Alive.
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elon running a department about efficiency when he bought a social media platform and tanked it's value by 80% in 2 years
Donald Trump announces that Elon Musk will lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Vivek Ramaswamy.
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Best i can do is 100 in a week and never touching it again
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Oh im so happy drawing them again ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฉต ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿผ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #stedebonnet #blackbeard
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I MEAN
SAMBA SAID IN THE ORIGINAL EP 6 SCRIPT THEY GAVE STEDE A MAKEOVER TO GET HIM AND ED TO FINALLY FUCK THEY GAVE HIM AN EARRING AND A LOW CUT SHIRT AND EYELINER AND THEN HEโ€™D STEP OUT AND ED GOES ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ AND THEY START DANCING WITH โ€œAT LASTโ€ BY ETTA JAMES PLAYING
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Even Grok is tired of Elon Musk.
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the slut him up checklist: โœ”๏ธ eyeliner โœ”๏ธ earring โœ”๏ธ low-cut shirt
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Replying to @InNeedofDonuts
OMG... I was looking through my myriad of pics and found this one. Had to share the close up glory of the hair.
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It worked! I plugged Ed saying "so ... What makes Ed happy ... is ... You" into a sound wave generator and embroidered an ombrรฉ version (35 colours!) it's going on the arm of my jacket because Ed wears his โ™ฅ๏ธ on his sleeve
Embroidering something for my Strawberry Letter 23 jacket for the third (and last) time! Prayer circle that this works
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Tomorrow is going to be like The Temptation of freaking Christ for people trying to stay clean and sober. If you know someone in recovery give them a call and offer to have a glass of milk with them or something.
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#ofmdzine idk why am i even posting anything here bc clearly twitter hates me๐Ÿค” anyway..
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