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Nicken Drumsticks

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I retweet funny people. Fat legged idiot. Tweets are jokes. https://xitter.gq/t.co/8w8qUjJAND

 Albion Park, N.S.W. Australia
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Joined March 2009
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I just want a love like Swayze and Demi in 'Ghost', where I'm dead for the whole time.
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould6 Jun 2023
My sign is stop
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I hate having a bunch of coworkers with awful B.O. But this is part of the fun at the morgue.
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My clairvoyant told me that people who believe in ghosts need to grow up and snap back to reality.
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Reach out to me when your first 15 preferences didn't answer.
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Too bad the love of your life won't be able to manipulate and change you into being the love of her life.
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David Hughes@david8hughes14 May 2020
Whoever invented the coffee table must have been like “fuck every other drink”.
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David Hughes@david8hughes5 Jan 2015
Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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David Hughes@david8hughes6 Nov 2023
Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this
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Sometimes they'll throw shit at you. You've just got to laugh in their faeces.
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Annie Hatfield
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I switch off the light and say to the new cat, “Turn on your night vision.” It's so sweet your teeth will hurt.
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The dominant male in a herd of reindeer is called the maindeer send tweet
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My kid drank an entire bottle of 'No More Tears' and it made his crying even worse.
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Got banned for life from the vet's for calling the person who operated on my cat a 'furgeon'.
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It appears that my emotional support taipans have not been appreciated at the nursing home.
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Nicken Drumsticks@beefman13823 Jul 2023
I just want a love like Swayze and Demi in 'Ghost', where I'm dead for the whole time.
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Toby 🇵🇸@tobestewart29 Jul 2023
Killian: “Hi, I’m Killian” Ian: “I’m Wendy”
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Nicken Drumsticks@beefman1384 Mar 2019
I taught myself how to play the drums and I'm not very good at it. How can I tell if I'm a bad drummer or a bad teacher?
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John Lyon@JohnLyonTweets25 Jul 2023
HBO Max is now Max? Twitter is now X? I guess corporate identity is fluid.
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