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Beerfunger

@beerfunger

Former Minecrafter. Former Twitch streamer. Former YouTube YouTuber. Former Eyepatched Man. None of this is real

 nice try, government
Joined August 2021
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After 11 months/3200 days, I've built a statue of Technoblade from bedrock all the way to build height. With a solid gold crown. And nine stacks of diamond blocks. In hardcore version I'm gonna go lie down
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btw if my marriage falls thru it's cuz some guy started sending Puff shorts on yt about two months ago and normally that's weird but he never said anything weird and all the shorts were bangers so she just watched em w me and after two months she realized the guy was me all along
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lynbian@CheesebotrlNov 5
1865: John kills the president of the United States. 1961: John becomes president of the United States. America is done.
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@iamhuradNov 4
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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Mr. Sandman Bring me a dream Pull out a shotgun And blast off my peen
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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Joe Biden deciding to run again in 2024 and doom 2024, knowing it was the only path to a blue Texas
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Danny Stark@dstark86Nov 4
First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Richard Staff@RichardStaffNov 4
You can tell Donald Trump is spiritually a New York Met because everything is turning to shit halfway through a 4 year deal
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If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water
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Kara@karafaganNov 4
All quarterbacks are now required to paint their nails
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victiinite@xo_by_krmalNov 4
we're gonna attatch thrusters to greg abbots wheelchair and throw him in happy wheels esque situations tonight
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•STOP blaming the 2016 Cubs •START appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026
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Mayor Mike@theMayor_MikeNov 4
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisNov 4
To everybody celebrating Greg Abbott’s defeat, what if I told you there was a way to watch an unlikable old guy lose in Texas almost every Sunday?
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jess@OnlyPhanaticsNov 4
This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them
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LilChromie@BigChromieNov 4
We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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They're changing it to the Dallas Cowthey/thems tomorrow
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Schaffrillas@SchaffrillasNov 4
Republicans watching the election results come in
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