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Beerfunger

@beerfunger

Former Minecrafter. Former Twitch streamer. Former YouTube YouTuber. Former Eyepatched Man. None of this is real

 nice try, government
Joined August 2021
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lynbian@CheesebotrlNov 5
1865: John kills the president of the United States. 1961: John becomes president of the United States. America is done.
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@iamhuradNov 4
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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Joe Biden deciding to run again in 2024 and doom 2024, knowing it was the only path to a blue Texas
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Danny Stark@dstark86Nov 4
First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Richard Staff@RichardStaffNov 4
You can tell Donald Trump is spiritually a New York Met because everything is turning to shit halfway through a 4 year deal
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If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water
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Kara@karafaganNov 4
All quarterbacks are now required to paint their nails
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victiinite@xo_by_krmalNov 4
we're gonna attatch thrusters to greg abbots wheelchair and throw him in happy wheels esque situations tonight
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鈥TOP blaming the 2016 Cubs 鈥TART appreciating that the Rays have now died for our sins in 2008, 2020, and 2026
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Mayor Mike@theMayor_MikeNov 4
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisNov 4
To everybody celebrating Greg Abbott鈥檚 defeat, what if I told you there was a way to watch an unlikable old guy lose in Texas almost every Sunday?
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jess@OnlyPhanaticsNov 4
This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them
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LilChromie@BigChromieNov 4
We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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They're changing it to the Dallas Cowthey/thems tomorrow
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Schaffrillas@SchaffrillasNov 4
Republicans watching the election results come in
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this was supposed to countdown to jimmy carter's death my bad guys I was a bit off
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gaz@gazpachomachine27 Dec 2024
They should make an app that replaces all pictures of women on the internet with photos of my wife instead
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wint
@dril23 Dec 2024
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
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