Author, FLORAL ESTRANGEMENTS (January 2025) and GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE YOU HATE. Words in @TeenVogue, @nytimes, @washingtonpost, @bustle, elsewhere.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2009
Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
a few half-serious thoughts about the Cheesecake Factory and our self-appointed champions of the American working-class nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
So when you said “growing up going to cheesecake factories it was a luxury” you meant “when i was a freshman in college at the most expensive university in the country it was a luxury.” Got it thanks for clearing that up!
1. We had it in DC and it was expensive when I was 18. 2. When it opened in Nashville, it was still expensive. Sorry, I didn’t know the exact year it opened. Appreciate the investigation, guys. It’s still high end and expensive for most people. Thanks for watching.
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Please don’t unfollow me over this but this take is fully correct. Silver is and has always been very good at modeling elections/reading the election tea leaves, even when his model has been “wrong.” (He’s a terrible pundit, of course.)
Listened to Nate Silver on Ezra this morning. One of the least popular things I could do on this website is defend Nate Silver, so challenge accepted. His "vibes" have been directionally correct in every Election. In 2012, he fought against the polling unskewers making claims that Romney would win based on undersampling of Republicans. In 2016, his model was famously FAR more bullish on Trump than any others. He was the only modeler who understood the possibility of correlated polling error. In 2020, he repeatedly emphasized the higher than usual uncertainty due to the pandemic. In 2022, he fought back against pollsters (NY Times!) basically ignoring their own data to buy into the Red Wave. In 2024, he said that even though his model was 50/50, his gut said Trump would win. All in all, a better record than anyone else on Election Twitter.
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Him giving Trump a 30% chance of winning in the waning weeks of 2016 gave me a full-on heart attack (that turned out to be warranted). He sounded the alarm on Clinton’s swing state polling pretty early!
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Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
Another hooded eye girl bites the dust
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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Real Americans believe the Rainforest Cafe is actually the Amazon, don’t you elitists know this???
Your boss Obama’s joke is Cheesecake Factory has a cheap & garish design. Most normal Americans consider Cheesecake to be a high end, expensive place to eat reserved for special occasions. You guys are tone deaf. And, yes, I’m clearly too dumb to comprehend your brilliance too.
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Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
the piece isn't talking to people who want to buy a 5-bedroom house, it's talking to people trying to rent a 2-bedroom apartment to make space for a baby nyc has always been pricy but you could live a certain kind of life here that now feels increasingly unreachable
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Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
I think the misconception that nyc is a transient adult playground is what makes people ask questions like these. you have to remember that some people are actually from here, cost of living is the issue not people being close minded about uprooting their lives…
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There are many wonderful places to live in the world, but New York should not just be abandoned and ceded to the very, very rich.
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Also, you can live this way when you’re young and it’s great. The issue is that it’s becoming impossible to live here (or even in the nearby suburbs) when you’re an adult with a family, which wasn’t the case when my parents were raising me in the city. xitter.cf/LvngstonThunder/status…
Replying to @jennfrey
Probably because their story is a lie. I know plenty of kids from suburban NJ living in NYC on five figure incomes. It's called "roommates" and "sacrifice".
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Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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I think these people have never actually been to a Cheesecake Factory. The joke was about the decor, which is intentionally cheesy, not about the quality. They’d know this if they’d ever set foot in one.
Obama mocking Cheesecake Factory tells you everything about how out of touch political elites are. Growing up, eating there was a special occasion for my family, just as it is for millions of Americans today. Obama is telling on himself here.
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It’s also very funny to spent this much time falling over yourself to defend the aesthetics of a largely urban mall chain. The Cheesecake Factory originated in Southern California and is big in East Coast cities…I guess we’re Real America again?
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Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
The curse is undefeated.
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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Why do y’all think it’s okay to troll a team by using the spouse of an opposing player? This wouldn’t be acceptable if she wasn’t Taylor Swift. She deserves respect just like every other player’s spouse
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This provided a lot of entertainment, yes, but also people ended up losing a largely Covid-safe space by being so outraged over *one* unmasked night a week.
🚨 The Massachusetts COVID-conscious lesbian bar is closing. RIP Last Ditch, you gave us the best story of the year 😭
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does she own stock in the Cheesecake Factory or something
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Finally muted someone annoying. Please clap.
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I watched this
On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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Rebecca Fishbein retweeted
This week’s newsletter: I wrote about the GOPs strategy of Islamophobia has been aided by Democrats and the press. And I find the lack of pushback not only immoral but shortsighted. We either all have a place in democracy or we don’t. And the forces seeking to marginalize their place in the American project will likely expand to others On @voxdotcom: vox.com/politics/507163/midt…
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