Straight edge pervert/ kinkmeister. Official Emotional Support Goofy of and air fryer twin to @Katerina_the_G CEO of the @CultOfKaterina
Birmingham, England
Joined January 2018
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Another year!
Another #Collarversary ❤️
Another year since @Katerina_the_G gave me my collar, and somehow it still means just as much to me now as it did that day.
Very proud, very grateful, and very happy to still be Hers.
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- i was thinking charles, we should try something new like-
- strapping a dildo to your head and doing me like a dirty unicorn?
- like yoga or pilates…
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Not everyone understands devotion.
Some see it as obsession.
Some call it surrender.
Those who belong know better.
It’s simply knowing where your loyalty lies.
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Sunday is Goddess worship day.
A day to set everything else aside.
To give Her your focus.
Your respect.
Your devotion.
Nothing complicated.
Just remembering exactly who the day belongs to.
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Not everyone is meant to understand it.
Some will watch from the outside.
Others will recognise the pull immediately.
And once you do…
There’s no mistaking where you belong.
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- i’m so sorry, prostate exams always make me nervous. i’m a bit of a stinky mess down below.
- it’s fine, please just concentrate doctor…
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Some people visit.
Some people linger.
And some people realise, eventually, that they were never really passing through at all….
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- i don’t want to go back to school.
- i know sweetie, but getting your routines back is really important …
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- well penelope, that’s the first and last outing for my white linen trousers.
- who the f**k plays ‘pull my finger’ in a library…?
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There’s a difference between interest and devotion.
Interest wanders.
Devotion stays.
And once you understand that difference…
You stop wondering why you’re still here.
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- mummy, when i grow up I’m going to be —
- less of an irritating little prick?
- ………. and an astronaut…
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- seems like a good opportunity to remind you that my road tax and MOT run out next month.
- i really thought dropping acid would be more fun than this…
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Sunday is Goddess worship day.
A day to pause.
To give Her your attention.
To remember what draws you here.
No demands.
No expectations.
Just devotion.
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Belonging doesn’t always arrive with ceremony.
Sometimes it begins with recognition.
A feeling that something here speaks directly to you…
and the quiet certainty that you were always going to answer.
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- The way mrs jenkins produces ping pong balls from down there is nothing short of remarkable.
- like a f**ked up pez dispenser.
- WOAH, and a bat!!- 2 BATS !!… AND A HALF TIME ORANGE!!
