Straight edge pervert/ kinkmeister. Official Emotional Support Goofy of and air fryer twin to @Katerina_the_G CEO of the @CultOfKaterina
Birmingham, England
Joined January 2018
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- i was thinking charles, we should try something new like-
- strapping a dildo to your head and doing me like a dirty unicorn?
- like yoga or pilates…
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Not everyone understands devotion.
Some see it as obsession.
Some call it surrender.
Those who belong know better.
It’s simply knowing where your loyalty lies.
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Sunday is Goddess worship day.
A day to set everything else aside.
To give Her your focus.
Your respect.
Your devotion.
Nothing complicated.
Just remembering exactly who the day belongs to.
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Not everyone is meant to understand it.
Some will watch from the outside.
Others will recognise the pull immediately.
And once you do…
There’s no mistaking where you belong.
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- i’m so sorry, prostate exams always make me nervous. i’m a bit of a stinky mess down below.
- it’s fine, please just concentrate doctor…
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Some people visit.
Some people linger.
And some people realise, eventually, that they were never really passing through at all….
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- i don’t want to go back to school.
- i know sweetie, but getting your routines back is really important …
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- well penelope, that’s the first and last outing for my white linen trousers.
- who the f**k plays ‘pull my finger’ in a library…?
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There’s a difference between interest and devotion.
Interest wanders.
Devotion stays.
And once you understand that difference…
You stop wondering why you’re still here.
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- mummy, when i grow up I’m going to be —
- less of an irritating little prick?
- ………. and an astronaut…
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- seems like a good opportunity to remind you that my road tax and MOT run out next month.
- i really thought dropping acid would be more fun than this…
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Sunday is Goddess worship day.
A day to pause.
To give Her your attention.
To remember what draws you here.
No demands.
No expectations.
Just devotion.
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Belonging doesn’t always arrive with ceremony.
Sometimes it begins with recognition.
A feeling that something here speaks directly to you…
and the quiet certainty that you were always going to answer.
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- The way mrs jenkins produces ping pong balls from down there is nothing short of remarkable.
- like a f**ked up pez dispenser.
- WOAH, and a bat!!- 2 BATS !!… AND A HALF TIME ORANGE!!
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- look daddy, a shooting star. did mummy throw it down from heaven?
- unlikely sweetheart, but at least she died doing what she loved, chugging jägermeister and juggling chainsaws…
