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Not a real monkey. Massive AFC Bournemouth fan for hundreds of years. Done it the hard way and proud of it

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Joined May 2009
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Idiots like @jonnyrmcfarlane don't get it because they're not proper fans. xitter.gq/jonnyrmcfarlane/status… The fairytale doesn't belong to the club or the business. The fairytale belongs to afcb's long-suffering lower league fans, now living an impossible dream!
Oh yeah, it’s a fairytale… AC Milan TV cash:£57m Bournemouth TV cash: £143m
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Look at this sad idiot Southampton fan. Spouts shit about afcb going on general sale and doesn't even know that the newly built seats on were only approved as safe yesterday. First time these seats have ever been sold. What a fucking idiot. xitter.gq/TondaSupporter/status/…
Sorry #afcb but if you can't sell out 11,000 seats for the first ever European game. 11,000. You have no place in the top flight. #Saintsfc did bucket fundraising so you could have this moment and you can't even turn up.
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Afcb : I'm walking through the car hire return and airport, seeing the same faces. And I feel like... I've come into their gaffe. Taken 3 points off them. Hired a car too cheap. Eaten a a pizza. And now I'm off home. Europe ⚽
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Israel loving double agent @CraigMurrayOrg shilling for the zionists again. Here's the trick. He comes up with Israeli false flag conspiracies so absurd they bring ridicule to the Pro Pal movement. Who benefits? Israel of course. Murray is a massive zionist and loves Israel
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Fun fact for afcb fans about our Israeli opponents Hapoel Be'er Sheva Be'er Sheva appears 33 times in the Old Testament. Can't really sing 'you've got no history' to that lot then!
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Time to get behind Marco Rose The Iraola love-in is now turning into a bit of kick in the pants. He's moved on, and so should we. Afcb - give us some content from our new manager please?!
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There's something about this video that captures the real essence of being afcb in this moment. We've scaled the heights. We've surprised everyone but no one more than ourselves. Our lower league childhood daydreams - have come true ❤️🍒 Beautiful.
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The former AFC Bournemouth #afcb legend Luther Blissett has just posted this wise, clear-eyed and responsible comment. And I thought it was worth sharing.
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Tough week for the Green Party. Win: Gorton & Denton Lose: Iran Those who choose hate to try to buy power will always be scum.
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.@alexdeutsch Hey, do you do esims that also include being able to make local calls in a country?
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I haven't had a beer, so I'll just say this and leave you to it Fuck Hamas Thank heavens for Israel When will the Palestinians actually sort out their own shit and start building a country instead of dreaming of destroying one? And up the chez. xitter.gq/SamSomers91/status/196…
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Now, just because Anas Jamal Mahmoud al-Sharif was a member of the Northern Brigade artillery battalion, 2nd artillery company, rocket department, 2nd launch team, 2nd team, soldier of the 3rd rank doesn't necessarily mean he wasn't a journalist.
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Tremendous reception for Jebbison from the city fans.
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If your lovely son kept returning from pub speaking anti Jewish racist conspiracies & thoughts, you'd say he's keeping bad company. Lineker's has failed to audit his timeline / influencers. That's not 'unlucky' it's lazy, unacceptable & slightly sinister xitter.gq/henrywinter/status/192…
Gary Lineker has been an accomplished presenter for the BBC. Brings insight, calm and wit, and effortlessly gets the best from studio pundits and guests. But Lineker has become increasingly associated with non-footballing issues which overshadow his role as a football presenter. He's absolutely entitled to his views (whether people agree with them or not) but they’ve become a distraction. That's partly media fixation with him, and also him being a convenient stick to beat the BBC with. A clean break is now best rather than all these constant headlines about his views, whether he’s right or not to express them, the BBC need for impartiality and frustration with him among some other staff more tied to the Corporation's code of conduct. When the story-teller becomes the story there’s usually only one ending. It’s sad it’s ending this way. Lineker’s a gifted broadcaster, very likeable company and there’s a generation with no real appreciation of what an exceptional footballer he was, one of the finest in English history. Lineker will always be in demand. He has his hugely successful podcast empire, his social media platform (8.7m followers on X), the BBC does not have the reach/hold it once had and he can continue espousing his beliefs away from the terminally twitchy BBC. Lineker's voice will still be loudly heard.
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It's been unbelievable for at least 8 years now. Diversion after diversion on the M27 and M3. Makes it really hard when attending match days. 👍 xitter.gq/afcbournemouth/status/…
We'd love to hear from our supporters about equality, diversion and inclusion when attending match days. We'd encourage all supporters to fill out this form to tell us about their EDI experiences on match day. 👇

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Complete idiot @Iridescent1985 comes out with the award winningly brainless mantra "every accusation is a confession" Whilst forgetting that they've recently accused someone of protecting ethnic cleansing. Clown of the Day 🤡 xitter.gq/Iridescent1985/status/…
Still protecting Israel in their ethnic cleansing campaign every single fucking step of the way. He might as well be driving the tanks invading and destroying Jenin Camp.
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How has this sort of headline become so normalised for afcb fans? 20 years ago it's the sort of essay I'd be scribbling as a creative writing exercise at school.
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Haha @TheVoiceofjust posted this outright lie and 40 or so Leeds United fans basically just told him to fuck off. Another lying wanker getting his comeuppance. Good. xitter.gq/TheVoiceofjust/status/…
Replying to @LUFC
Manor Solomon not welcome at LUFC, we don't do genoicde supporters at LUFC.
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.@SabiraLakha4HE Hi Sabira, will you be appearing at any Harrow East hustings before election day? Gwtting excited!
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#afcb #nffc forest came to disrupt and hit on break (smart). #afcb ran out of puff early (played 2.5 days ago, ridiculous scheduling) ref tried to let it flow but her leniency quickly became loss of control! Decisions became bad and the game was just ruined. Experiment failed
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