Bionicmonkey99

The former AFC Bournemouth #afcb legend Luther Blissett has just posted this wise, clear-eyed and responsible comment. And I thought it was worth sharing.

I'm not sure on the returns policy so I was just going to keep my mouth shut for another 24 hours

How has this sort of headline become so normalised for afcb fans? 20 years ago it's the sort of essay I'd be scribbling as a creative writing exercise at school.

Cool story. It's a shame you didn't get to the forest game against Bournemouth last season, when the ref gave forest a penalty that was a far far more ridiculous decision. Oh you did? Oh I see...

#nffc thought they only had to turn up to win. Not tonight. #afcb are premier league! Beautiful goal and deserved win. Good luck to forest in the playoffs. Hope to see you in the #premierleague (mine's a double)

This is a bot. Not a real tweet. Lots of the same tweet with exact same wording just before they played Leeds last round. Some weird reverse psychology love-in from Crawley to Crawley. Just play the game. #afcb

Consider the 'n' word. Amongst blacks they may use it in a friendly way. But if white guy starts shouting 'you dirty f'ing n****r'. Then that's hugely racist. You don't then defend white guy saying but black people use 'n' word so what did white guy do wrong!? #afcb

Just pour me a drink, and I'll tell you some lies.

This is why. If you can invest 2 minutes to read it and then 2 minutes to reflect on it. This is why.

With everything I knew then about the rule....and everything I know now.... I still say this is a perfect goal. Not even a debate. Callum up to his tricks: youtu.be/9uO9A6s8_vI

The only bit that defies explanation is why on earth you were googling 'so solid crew' in the first place..

just took this out box & it doesn't work. 10 yr guarantee but it doesn't even work for 1 day! Will @PhilipsLightUK sort it? #customerservice

London wakes to the headline news that we've nabbed one of the crown jewels #afcb #utciad

Good luck to all the #AFCB boys on their international duties. Football, loved everywhere. #utciad youtu.be/L0SX9a7iHEk

It's the real Andy Townsend. The one who actually is Irish. #gaelicfootball senan connell

@Chig01 not allowed to appeal and we wear blinkers, but still the #afcb fans managed to see Boruc save the penalty ❤ youtu.be/2i0_IwnCwQI

Loving the new #afcb kit as viewed from the angle most opposition players will see