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jo π–¦Ή motivationally deficient π–¦Ή she/her π–¦Ή 27 π–¦Ή the warning & paramore own me π–¦Ή occasional video game enjoyer

Joined March 2019
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Sooooo DLC right πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ so more Jesse and Dylan together on my screen right now???
Remedy's third quarter revenue surged by 226% following the September 24 launch of Control Resonant, which CEO Jean-Charles Gaudechon called "a defining milestone for the company" gamesindustry.biz/remedy-q3-…
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jo πŸŒ™πŸ”» retweeted
when i was 10 i did this except i went up to veronica roth IN PERSON and told her allegiant (third book of divergent series) had a continuity error with one of the characters. what was my issue
when i was in 5th grade i wrote a letter to a book i really liked and caught a spelling error and they wrote me back
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RE2R is one of the funniest games ever because the biggest mistake someone does is shooting zombies until they are dead like this, and thats 90% of the playerbase lol You are supposed to run around them and then get away ASAP and stun them with a bullet when they are too close
DIE OH MY GOD 😭😭😭
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I hate how exploration, level interactions, and puzzles SOMEHOW count less as gameplay than combat or enemy encounters. People calling stuff like "walking sims" as devoid of gameplay are actually just complaining that they have no combat. EXPLORING THE WORLD IS PLAYING THE GAME
gamplay IS the most important aspect of videogames however most people that agree with this statement thinks gameplay = combat and combat only
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im crying at dany being the only functional one and then these two fucking morons are just doing fuck all 😭 ten reps of straight bullshit LMAO
AndrΓ©s Segovia via Instagram stories
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Get 20% off CONTROL Resonant on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC via Steam and the Epic Games Store, starting today! Join over 1 million players in seeing why Dylan Faden's mind-bending journey in CONTROL Resonant cannot be missed. #CONTROLResonant
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Kill or Be Killed I love Ale’s expression, Pau looks so angry, and Dany is just πŸ₯΅
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Remedy is doing good, BUT they have not broken even from CONTROL Resonant *yet*, so I'm gonna need everyone to buy 10 copies asap
Remedy revenue soars 226% following Control Resonant launch, a "defining milestone for the company" ➑️ eurogamer.net/control-resona…
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NO WAY IM SO FUCKING SAD 😭
Dylan's drawings from The Lake House DLC hit different after finishing Resonant...
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this is why children need to be taught the correct anatomical language of their body parts
Replying to @loverglow13
A social worker reported the incident below:
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happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!! So many people need to play more Remedy Games because they are absolutely stellar at what they do. There's depth, addicting gameplay, beautiful worlds, and moments that shouldn't be in games. If you haven't already, give them a shot!
I wish Remedy Entertainment nothing but continued success. Their games are so much more than just games. They're artistic experiences filled with imagination, creativity, and a distinct artistic vision. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD PLAY THESE GAMES
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just finished the underpass fault and it got me. it got me so good. remedy stop making games that make me cry
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mind u story-area wardrobes teleport u outside, the watchtower sends you here, and then the evac building wardrobe sends you to the inside of a black hole. i love this game
it's so freaking stupid but Steps to Reproduce 1. go to wardrobe 2. disconnect the dualsense without exiting the wardrobe menu 3. connect it again 4. you are forcibly removed from this plane of existence
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it's so freaking stupid but Steps to Reproduce 1. go to wardrobe 2. disconnect the dualsense without exiting the wardrobe menu 3. connect it again 4. you are forcibly removed from this plane of existence
i need someone from remedy to see the bug i just found ive been cackling for the past 10 minutes
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i need someone from remedy to see the bug i just found ive been cackling for the past 10 minutes
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PSA: Tumblr: Our Beloved Wife AO3: Also Our Beloved Wife Google Docs: Our Nemesis Wattpad: Who?
The beloved spouse vs the toxic ex
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let out a massive "oh thank god" after reading this. no one deserves it more!
Remedy revenue soars by 226% following release of Control Resonant, the developer's fastest-selling game ever eurogamer.net/control-resona…
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there's going to be a huge drop in reader interaction when ao3 is back thanks to people like this
fichub is no longer turning ao3 fics into epubs bc the writers went in there threatening to throw lawyers at the one (1) person running the site you can notttt make this shit up
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amazing. it's like being a sort of reverse seer. the antiseer...
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