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izzy 🪩

@blobfob

pangea’s no1 fan

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Joined October 2014
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why did kesha say pedicures on our toes toes as if pedicures go anywhere else
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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the concept of your wife writing cleveland for you but daylight for her ex
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sam@samcanmissJul 30
People get tattoos that could have been an instagram repost
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say some gangster is dissin' your fly girl you just give em one of these
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Cuz@HeIsTheCuzApr 19
a new candidate for my tomodachi life island emerges
Brexit Buster (@BrexitBuster) profile pictureBrexit Buster@BrexitBusterApr 18
Possibly the worst jobbing actor role in TV advertising history. ‘Is it a speaking part?’ ‘Well yes. All you have to do is dress as a road sweeper in pink overalls and sing the one word ‘diarrhoea’. ‘I’ll take it.’ 🤣
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Ultima@UltimaShadowXApr 20
Me playing Red Light, Green Light with my miis in Tomodachi Life:
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Carlos@SomeKirbyFanApr 10
detective pikachu i don’t wanna alarm you
Mario + Minion Dude (@mariominiondude) profile pictureMario + Minion Dude@mariominiondudeApr 9
What's Your Favorite Video Game Movie?
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how has jade noticed ALLLLLL these tiny things about faraaz and not the fact that rachel admitted she’s a traitor infront of her #TheTraitors #Traitors
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cas@kkwartjrJan 6
tom nook and my villagers at the new bridge ceremony after contributing absolutely nothing
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“Two tablespoons of WHAT?!” the appalled chef yelled. See how I hooked with just one sentence? You want to know more don’t you?
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Image from Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt)
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trash jones@jzux27 Dec 2025
if three ghosts visited me on christmas I’d make them play mario party with me
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Maria@mlstrat26 Dec 2025
i do appreciate the continuity of bruno mars asking his employee julio to grab his limo in “uptown funk” and then asking him to serve the scampi in “that’s what i like.” i hope julio is well compensated for his continuing efforts
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brent@murrman524 Dec 2025
having three drinks at family christmas gathering and calling my aunt a ride or die
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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I
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The ultimate flag combination.
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Mozart has "no plans" to compose music for the next 'Mario' game. This is because he died on December 5th, 1791.
Mario

ALT Mario

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

ALT Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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Why would Lisa Simpson be rushing out of jazz band the second the clock strikes. Lisa loves playing jazz, she loves her saxophone, and she’s very punctual and well-behaved. Every time I watch the intro it seems to betray her very character and it disorientates me
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