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I read books, yell at the Panthers, and eat pizza. I also do LEGO things and watch wrestling with my husband and dog. I love Friends more than you. (she/her)

Connecticut, USA
Joined July 2014
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Can we set up a petition for books to start including 1-2 pg summaries of the previous book in the series, in the beginning of the new one? Just a couple paragraphs in a separate section to remind you what happened; you could skip if you’re binging & read if you need the reminder
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I didn’t know huskies of honors included roll players
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GABBY WILLIAMS TONIGHT: • 30 POINTS • 4 BLOCKS • 3 REBOUNDS • 4/8 3PM • 38 MINUTES WNBA CHAMPION !!!!!!
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The worst part is the ref threw the flag AFTER the punch. Ref saw it with his own two eyes and STILL said it was on us. The Packers player even knew he was in the wrong. Should’ve been a 15 yard penalty to push them back to the 20. NFL officiating continues to be terrible. Sad.
These were not offsetting penalties, Marco Wilson was flagged 15 yards for a personal foul.
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Listening to the new @Unsolved podcast and sorry I miss @stevefrenchvo 💔 like what are we doing here
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So much delusion. Most boring you’ve ever WATCHED yet you have to keep checking the internet to know the score?
This is the most boring finals series I think I’ve ever watched. Keep double-checking to make sure the score is really that low. Mind you, CC scored 45 by herself in a game.
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Lauren retweeted
🚨 NFL HISTORY For the FIRST TIME in NFL history, 4 different QBs on the same team have thrown an interception. ALL within their first 10 pass attempts of the season! 😳
No Falcons QB has made it through 10 passes without throwing an INT: Cooper Rush: INT on 7th pass Jack Strand: INT on 1st pass Michael Penix Jr: INT on 3rd pass tua Tagovailoa: INT on 3rd pass
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For the record it’s fucking shameful that you couldn’t bring the W’s first franchise back without resorting to nefarious means and backdoor deals.
The name. The return. The Houston Comets are BACK, and the WNBA is coming home to H-Town. Don’t miss what’s next. GO COMETS GO! ☄️
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Because that has literally never happened in NFL history
I’ll never understand Hockenson taking a knee at the goal line like that. It’s not an unselfish play, it’s very low IQ. A TD ends the game. What if they fumble the snap now and the Dolphins recover?? It’s low IQ.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No snap has ever been fumbled while in VICTORY formation. TJ sliding gave the Vikings the best probability to win while preventing risk of potential injuries to the Vikings defense and special teams. NFL.com.
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The fact that these dudes still dab and do the Superman whenever they’re in our stadium is crazy I don’t think any nfl player has had that type of aura since cam
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Bryce Young doing all this shit without his RB2, WR2, WR3, WR4, LT, LG, C, and RT btw Now imagine what it COULD look like #KeepPounding
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Fun fact: if you win 2 games the browns fan base will forgive u for raping at least 27 women
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Bryce Young — Through First 2 Games of season - 46/73 - 648 Pass Yards - 7 TDs - 1 INT - 113.3 Passer Rating
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God I fucking hate the Chiefs
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Lauren retweeted
Bryce Young today: • 23/37 • 371 Total Yards • 4 Total Touchdowns His defense gave up 59 points.
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Now that’s a birthday treat baby
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Cameron Jerrell Newton and taking a #Panthers offense with Ted Ginn Jr. and Philly Brown as the leading wide receivers to a 15-1. Solved it.
How did Tom Brady not win MVP in 2015??
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😄😄😄
A surprise: The Panthers waived guard Chandler Zavala, per source. Zavala has played in 34 games (14 starts) over three seasons. After eight O-line trades across the NFL over the weekend, another name is now available in the second wave of cuts.
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Cameron Brink called Enes Kanter Freedom "a stupid piece of shit." The LA Sparks star says Kanter is "just trying to stay relevant" and believes that transgender players in the WNBA is a "non-issue."

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Lauren retweeted
Sophie Cunningham scored 2 points in 28 minutes for the Fever tonight. Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.
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