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The beasts really do be rising, though #TransformersRiseoftheBeasts #Transformers #Botbots

Attend me, ashy elbows and knees! Today’s Botbot be the crooning loon, Captain Swoon! As quick with a shanty as he is with a splash of the ol’ lotion. Limbs and joints feeling a wee bit parched? Soon may this fellerman come 🎶 To lotion your elbows and knees and bum #Transformers

Today’s Botbot is Sandy Shades! She’s completely unbothered by how weird others think her robot mode is, and that’s her default setting for life in general. Taking undeserved breaks in the name of self care while doing the bare minimum, that’s what she’s all about. #Transformers

Today’s Botbot is kale-ing you softly, starting his day by shouting “I AM NUTRITION”. It’s Trend Blend! A man of science, he takes immense pride in his carefully-researched and tested smoothie ingredients. Only the best stuff for steamrolling your colon, friend. #Transformers

Squeezing these grapes yields some “I freakin love my friends, okay” juice. Today’s Botbot is a big spoon doting softie bf, a little squishy man who frequently sends wholesome memes and loving gestures to those he cares about. His name is Bunches! #Transformers

Awww yeah. Today’s Botbot is The Detangler, ya’ll. He serves his friends to smooth out their woes, it’s his duty to please his moot-ies. But he’s a complicated man, even has a short math problem for you all today. 2(2X)+4(5U)=212 So X must be 3, because U are definitely a 10.😏

Today’s Botbot is Chilla Gorilla! He’ll drum out a beat now and again, otherwise he likes to keep things quiet. Absolutely nothing gets past his noise-dampening pulse, the voices in your head are going to have to start texting each other if they want to communicate. #Transformers

In self-defense A blade protects I bring my lunch No one suspects And when it's time To make lives fade Deceptive fruit Pineapple blade #Transformers #Botbots

Today’s Botbots character is Pink Key Pop! He’s diligently working to craft his second great musical masterpiece. It’s part of a musical trilogy he’s working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, really. People weep instantly when they hear it, and he doesn’t know why.

Today’s Botbots character is Tricitrustops! I’m not one for hyperbole, but this spirited citrine ceratopsian makes a strong case for being the reason synthetic plastics were invented. She’s an energetic one, blazing across the mall at top speed. Dino go woosh #Transformers

Good Shark Week to youse. Today’s Botbot is Ollie Bite, the skater cap who is also a shark and you follow me because you recognize how fabulous that is. She’s low maintenance, just feed her and tell her she’s pretty. He was a shark. She was a hat. Can I make it any more obvious?

Today’s #Botbots character is Rolley Doughley from the tribe that call themselves “Home Rangers”! Holy flerpty floops, my mans here is a messy one. He gleefully brings unparalleled ruin to the kitchens he works in. My advice? You can’t salvage this. Burn it all down. Start anew.

In the before times of human contact, I high-fived a kid with a shirt saying “Nachos are just tacos still getting their life together”. Today’s Botbot is in his honor. Meet Shredder Jack, his passion is surfing cheese fountains. He does his own thing, he’s not JALAPEÑO business.

Today’s Botbot is overly polite, he’s hoping it’s not disruptive if he stands in a trash can, reeling in horror at something cringey he said 6 years ago. It’s known among the others that he’s a bit socially awkward, but Lumidope’s real secret is that he’s also privately awkward.

Today’s #Botbots character is Road Rage’s conscience, Driver Ted from the Arcade Renegades! He serves as an instructional driving video game who bludgeons you with learning until you are paralyzed with indecision at a four way stop. Only then can the roads be safe. #Transformers

Today’s Botbot eats cosmic rust for breakfast and bathes in distilled engex. He’s easygoing, but you don’t want him looking for you when trouble starts. It’s said that wood shavings left by his belt sander mode are smuggled to Cybertron and used as currency. To Grit Sandwood!🍺

This is Tangry Tart! He’s a sour one; he is the vengeance of a vanquished people. All the sour patch kids you ate never grew up to be sour patch adults. Stand among a million empty wrappers and ask the ghosts if your love for sour candy was worth it. Their silence is your answer.

She is the terror that camps in the night! She is the “skip ad” button on super villainy’s paid promotions! She is…. Vigitente! From the SDCC Con Crew boxed set, this nocturnal super hero tent is today’s #Botbots character. #Transformers

Cam the Man is down bad. He’s trying, photography is hard. You gotta know where to aim, and then…and then you gotta also face it the right way and press a button. He just did something Tuesday, now you want him to take your dog’s wedding photos?! That’s two things! #Transformers