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I have been unduly mean to a lot of people online who ARENT shitheads, and that’s something I will have to live with. Please bring it to my attention if I have ever been an asshole to you with this or any other account (such as @transperson420) and I will give a sincere apology
Some of you may know I did not grow up with religion. I vaguely knew what a vicar was, but until college I pronounced it vice-ar, like it was an alien military rank. I found out when doing a scene in a theater class and the embarrassment still makes my face hot
Replying to @JHardy11458 @mono_twt07
I'm not even religious, much less Christian, but you literally can't give one good reason why murder is bad that isn't "duhh le basic human empathy"
Did you know that ketamine was originally used to put horses under or something? That was the biggest breakthrough in horse medicine since the invention of the shotgun
Hopping on the microtonal bandwagon by doing a cover of blister in the sun except the C in the riff is lowered by a quarter step
Bombs for Cash commercial that’s like the gold buyers
Send us YOUR bombs, no tricks! You mail us a bomb, we disassemble it for parts, and we send you back cold hard CASH!
CALL NOW to ask about postage reimbursement!
degeneracy person retweeted
Full special 🦋🎨
youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0
Fuck me, I’m literally trembling. What the hell is happening? (Two cans of Aldi brand red bull no breakfast)
I shit you not, one thing in this listicle is that he went to one of Canada’s top business school and got really good grades. It’s not said like that directly but that is the gist







