George McCanne

New Year, new me. @robdyrdek @chanelwestcoast @SteeloBrim @Ridiculousness @MTV #FunDust

#RodneyHarrison I hope #UmbrellaHand catches on.

Who’s playing who in your Lifetime channel biography? @CourteneyCox @JaredLeto #EightiesCNN

Just saw the preview for #SpaceJam . @KingJames can act! You acted like a non-crying bitch for once. #FinalFour @TheJetOnTNT

I haven’t been able to unsee it for 3 seasons. #Ruth #Ozark #Ozarkseason3 @jtimberlake

Breaking News: COVID-19 mutates into FRSHMN-15. Frumpy is extended a few more weeks. #SexDrought #QuarentineLife #coronavirus

Brett Kavanaugh is accused of touching. Not looking. #Kavanaugh #Trump

Good morning from #WorldCup opening ceremonies. Wish you were here America. Love, @robbiewilliams and the rest of the world

Rape Baby. @danieltosh #MeToo @BillCosby (Bill Cosby having a Twitter account is like having an answering machine for rape)

I've seen president @realDonaldTrump burn bridges a majority of my youth. What makes you think he'll stop now? #InauguralBall #Trump #wwf

After seeing the 1st dance with @MELANIATRUMP & @realDonaldTrump it's almost painful for all of us to picture your sex life. #Inauguration

Remember those crap continuation high schools? 1 of their class presidents just gave a half ass speech on TV @realDonaldTrump #Inauguration

I've never seen so many camouflage hunting hats at an #Inauguration.

Can we print some sort of currency with Obama's face on it starting tomorrow please? #ObamaFarewell #ObamaOut

...... and just in case we're still on that one political topic. #SuperMoon #notmypresident #mexicansbelike

That's what you get for coming too close moon. #supermoon #McDonalds

The only thing protestors are getting accomplished right now is their @fitbit goals. #antitrumprally #protest

There's a bunch of Mexicans beating the shit out of Americans in Ohio right now. Trump where you at? Brick 1 in "the wall" #USAvMEX #USMNT

Remember when everyone was happy? Remember when this was the best part of your day? #MySpace #TBT #Mood #ripUSA

America's newest water boy. #BillyBush