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I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

Laguna Beach, CA
Joined April 2009
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Do I want to hear your new year's resolution? I'd rather listen to two deaf people fucking on a leather couch.
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If you don't like Phil Collins then you are missing two ears and a heart.
My biggest fear is dying with a shitty tweet at the top of my timeline.
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The only difference between hybernating bears and blacks people is bears eventually get up and do something!
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Great, I just walked through a black guy's sneeze! Looks like I'll be liking fat women and chicken tomorrow morning!
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If black people love watermelon so much they should rename it to drownmelon.
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Replying to @broGeorge
@broGeorge I think following your own statement with "just sayin'" makes me want to run families over more. Just sayin. #justsayin
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Blacks should stick with basketball cause its the only court they have a chance of winning in.
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Chris Brown Blood Red and Rianna Purple Bruised colors! #GhettoCrayonColors
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Watching soccer on TV is like conflicting national borders....there's so many different smelly colored people running around! #worldcup
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Replying to @jasooo
@jasooo @broGeorge cbr on melrose http://twitpic.com/1rmzvu
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If I win the Mega Lotto 266 million I'm buying Cinco de Mayo & cancelling it! #ThingsYouDontDo
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The Mexican May Day Parade in Los Angeles, is like a poor man's New Years Day "Rosa" Parade!
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If you read your Twitters out loud during the movie Death at a Funeral then you're #TooBlackForTwitter
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If you get Twitter updates on your pager then you're #tooblackfortwitter
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Replying to @SheisSarah
@SheisSarah I asked a couple gardeners about the earthquake in Mexico but they just ran when I started throwing rocks at them.
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Obama is black! Happy April Fools Day! #aprilfoolsday #AprilFools
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I need to tan but I don't want to look poor!
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"Pregnant?!?!?" #blackcusswords