Brooding YA Hero

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I might be more evil, more moody, and significantly more jealous than your current boyfriend but have you considered I’m also considerably richer than him? Just saying. Pros and cons.

To clarify, I'll be here, gazing into all of your celestial-object-filled, brilliantly-shaded-with-colors-found-only-in-books eyes, holding that breath I didn't know I've been holding, until that suddenly-evil blue bird that controls our plotline kicks us all out.

To thank everyone who followed me on this broodily handsome, angsty adventure, I'll give away a few signed books (International is fine!). Simply comment to be entered, and I'll pick winners at random. It's been a star-crossed romance with all of you main characters. Love you.

Okay, let’s discuss. Did that character just “look” at you, or did he “glance at you through half-lidded eyes, his sensual dark lashes fluttering” Because if it’s the latter, I’m going to have a bit of a jealous issue here.

I think the best way for us to resolve this slight issue in our brand new relationship is for me to suddenly break up with you and ignore you until the evil werelemurs capture you. Only then will I explain I dumped you to protect you, obviously.

I can promise you that no matter how long we stay lost in the wilderness together, my hair will remain just long enough that an errant lock will tumble over my brow and shade my eyes.

If you enjoyed my book, you should probably check out COOL FOR THE SUMMER by none other than @MissDahlELama - for the very fact it’s as witty as it is swoon worthy.

Twitter, the last time I slide into someone’s DMs, I got called a creepy stalker vampire. ... and by sliding into DMs, I mean climbing a tree and staring into her window as she sleeps.

What, exactly, is the scent that lingers on that sweatshirt I let you borrow when we were caught in a mysterious rainstorm?

I have successfully give the new girl a tour of the school, failed to mention my (soon-to-be-ex) girlfriend, and asked her to my totally wild house party this Saturday. The only thing that can stop me now is a poorly plotted love triangle.

I’m really happy that no matter how dire our situation is, or how little time there is before the end of the world, I’m always given a few moments to stand on a cliff and look out, broodily brooding my broody thoughts.

I have exactly three goals in this narrative: -to be an absolutely horrible person responsible for many evil things -to be very broody about said evil things -to be so ridiculously attractive that you’ll forgive me for said evil things

Agents, if you’re looking for my author’s next project, this is it!

If you’re a female protagonist, don’t worry too much about getting to know your friends. They’re only in the story to: -explain the setting -give you a make-over -try to steal your boyfriend.

Hi, I am the attractive main character. Please meet my three friends, who each have a different hair color to make identification easier for you. -the “diverse” one -the comic relief one -the sulking one

Nothing says true love like rushing into a jealous and hasty decision based completely on a misunderstanding. You know, like the time you dumped me when I just happened to accidentally make out with my ex.

I’m sure that bet I made with my obnoxious male friends to go on a date with the shy new girl will absolutely not result in me falling in love with her.

Roses are (full of over-used symbolism) but also rich ruby red Violets are, much like my eyes, deep, oceanic, flecked-with gold, blue You’re clearly a main character and I lovingly support you!

The only thing I have to fear is fear itself... and the very attractive second love interest my heroine meets in the sequel.

I feel like we have two choices: -I could tell you the truth about that mysterious item given to you as a child that represents your destiny and explains the plot -or I could just kinda shrug my shoulder and offer a crooked smile Only one of these options gets you a trilogy.