NotBruce@Rest (@bruceJLP) profile picture

I'm not him, Im just parody, but the truth is often stranger than fiction... (此帐户的目的是为模仿之用,绝不是一个国家的领导人的任何官方帐户)

...in bed
Joined March 2010
Me? "@rtrowe: I'm not sure who lies worse than athletes and coaches…"
That's the 1st song I've sang since I sang Matterhorn's 'Mi Back'
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Bruuucie, happy birthday to meee
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What the fuck is happening?
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"@HisHolness: Daryl needs to explain why my wife wasn't mentioned…"•…or mine for that matter…
"@rtrowe: Tired of myself…"•I know the feeling…
Peter really go bird shooting and doan invite mi?!
"@HisHolness: If I knew the DJ was going to be this good I'd have had him play at arena…"
"@BigBlackBarry: Oh shit. Twitter suspended the @brucejlp account"•Them tryin to pin everyting on me now that I'm free
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"@StarKen3: It has come to my attention that @bruceJLP has deleted his twitter account. RIP brah. No more jokes from u"•Im retired, not dead
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"@HisHolness: Ok so if the plan worked out fine everyone should still be sleeping from yesterday's speech...now to map out the election…"
Today, I sleep late…good luck @HisHolness
"@faadajoe: So @HisHolness is following @bruceJLP, twitterally..."•Damn right
"@GibbieGibbz: @bruceJLP you will never find true relaxation til you run Lorna..or choke har"•How did you know we're into choking?
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Last time I'm gonna have to do that before handing things over to @HisHolness #GoodLuck
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I thought that little "walking away" segment would've been good…wanted to add the music from the end of 'Hulk' as a nice touch…
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