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NotBruce@Rest

@bruceJLP

I'm not him, Im just parody, but the truth is often stranger than fiction... (此帐户的目的是为模仿之用，绝不是一个国家的领导人的任何官方帐户)

 ...in bed
Joined March 2010
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Matthew, Esq.@SmittyRoyal2 Jan 2012
"@R0ry_: The person enforcing the rules is never popular, yet the rules are the only thing that can prevent total anarchy."<- Cc: @bruceJLP
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HisHolness@HisHolness30 Dec 2011
Mi bring a teaching book and a smile to go up against a gunman to raas! #worries
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HisHolness@HisHolness29 Dec 2011
RT @SadeInc: A man collapsed after accidentally voting for the wrong party?? Muss joke!!¤Damion O. Crawford…didnt think it'd work didja :)
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HisHolness@HisHolness29 Dec 2011
RT @BBCWorld: Surveys record 'brainless fish' bbc.in/vzYlTR¤Hmm, Mantu
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HisHolness@HisHolness29 Dec 2011
*Lisa Hanna not included
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HisHolness@HisHolness29 Dec 2011
Tomorrow, let us go out, and bear in mind the simple issues when we vote, Portia can't think and the rest are Mantus
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HisHolness@HisHolness21 Dec 2011
#NowPlaying Murda Dem - Ninja Man
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HisHolness@HisHolness19 Dec 2011
Kartel denied bail again today… We're COMMITTED to bringing back black Kartel… #VoteJL-HHRRRGGHH #VoteJLP
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HisHolness@HisHolness19 Dec 2011
Rick Ross watch out, Portia has a grunt… youtube.com/watch?v=i_eD60HK…
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HisHolness@HisHolness16 Dec 2011
Did a deed poll few months ago, renamed himself Damion O. Crawford… RT @wonderosa: But WHERE is Astor Black?
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HisHolness@HisHolness13 Dec 2011
…and as for that lady, I suspect she misheard Audley's request for a 'haffi come back pussy'…
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HisHolness@HisHolness13 Dec 2011
C'mon guys, they played a "18,000 blank voter ID's" card…and we decided then that, only Damion O. Crawford could beat Damion O. Crawford
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HisHolness@HisHolness13 Dec 2011
The horse trick? Taking cues from Old Spice…hmm
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HisHolness@HisHolness12 Dec 2011
We too… RT @JamaicaPNP: We Nominate Damion Crawford for East Rural St Andrew... fb.me/u4NgUvQ7
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HisHolness@HisHolness12 Dec 2011
Biggup @DamionCrawford !! Real Lion dat!
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HisHolness@HisHolness11 Dec 2011
Audley better start practicing from NOW!
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HisHolness@HisHolness9 Dec 2011
Actually that could apply to Dwight Nelson also… #iCantRecall
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HisHolness@HisHolness9 Dec 2011
#Portia RT @funnyoneliners: I've noticed you know very little yet you think you know everything. Have u thought about a career in politics?
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HisHolness@HisHolness7 Dec 2011
Oh shit… RT @UberFacts: Wearing the color red almost always leads to positive outcomes. bit.ly/vgN4CX #UberFacts
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HisHolness@HisHolness4 Dec 2011
"Call it Anju, Call it!"…buying some credit on the way down to Mandeville…
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