lauren

opinions are like onions: speled the same

everybody needs to start calling him harrison styles

*me as soon as i open my eyes in the morning* i can’t wait to press play on the coffee maker

i’m pretty sure you can murder people in casinos

pitcher’s mound implies the existence of a catcher’s mound. i’m at a baseball game

@GerritElzinga y’all want to try hancock tonight? weather doesn’t look great but it looks worse tomorrow. i have the baby bday party this sunday so we could try for next weekend, too. will just need to schedule it into my insane homework routine 🫠

anyone else’s boyfriend gas them up for getting a good night’s sleep

i was having a bad afternoon and joined this guided meditation session offered by my work on zoom and the host’s name was

i turned 30 recently and my boyfriend distributed these lovely pins he had commissioned to all of my fans

i love this tweet but it’s wrong for the most obvious reason (harry)