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Lover of all things Vikings and baseball. Vikings fan. Braves fan. Severe "Getting to the big game and choking" victim.

Joined September 2010
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Ten million people have watched a comedian accidentally destroy the entire TED talk industry. He filmed the talk once at TEDxNewYork in 2014 and openly admitted he had nothing to say. Speaking coaches charge $5,000 to teach the exact tricks he used in 6 minutes to say nothing at all. His name is Will Stephen. He is a comedian from Late Night with Seth Meyers who was invited to give a real TED talk and used it to prove the format is a costume anyone can wear. Every TED speaker opens with a question, tells a personal story, cites a scientist, and shows a chart. Stephen did all four in six minutes with zero content. His entire formula fits on a napkin. Gesture with both hands. Ask the audience a question anyone can answer. Tell a mildly embarrassing story so they say aww. Point to a stranger on a slide and call them important. Flash a chart of random numbers. Wear glasses with no lenses. The audience will think you are brilliant. That last trick alone has probably cost the public speaking coaching industry a hundred million dollars in sessions clients should have skipped. "If you watched me on YouTube with the sound off, you would think I was a genius." That is Will Stephen on the TED stage, three minutes into the talk he was paid to give. He wasn't lying. Executives pay $15,000 for a keynote coach and still open with a joke the room never laughs at. Founders rehearse their pitch for weeks and still sound like Stephen at minute four, saying "wagga wah, gabba gabba" with authority. The talk is free on YouTube. The method is written across every TED speaker's playbook for ten years. Stephen still writes for Seth Meyers. Almost none of the ten million viewers have stopped nodding at empty slides since. The formula is free. The willingness to actually say something before your next keynote, pitch, or townhall is the entire edge.
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Adam Schefter: "The Arizona Cardinals are trading Marvin Harrison, Jr" Everyone: "To Where and for what?" Adam Schefter:
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You didn’t know you needed to hear it… But you do. The Japanese call of Munetaka Murakami’s first career MLB Postseason HR
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My wife watching me carry 15 grocery bags in from the car in one trip
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Teams to lose back-to-back home games by double digits against teams with a sub-.200 win % the previous season: 2026 Los Angeles Chargers 1926 Racine Tornadoes The Tornadoes dissolved the very next game. (h/t @OptaSTATS)
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I thought I recognized this dance 😂😂 @rodgers_isaiah | @Vikings
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Here is an official update on our QB Matt Donovan. Everyone keep him in your prayers. #3
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Griffin Conine with the best swing off Mason Miller all season
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This is why we have AI.
On I-15 right now🤣😲
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“A billion dollars worth of Mets in left field and none of them could catch that ball” - Kevin Brown
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A second Packers creator collapse video has hit the TL
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Brian Flores is insane
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THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭
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Remarkable statistic: Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.
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Hilarious story from Steve Young's Autobiography: December 23, 1990. A late-game fumble by the RB secured a loss to the Saints, and Steve takes it especially hard, as he's trying to earn credit with the team while Montana is out and get the trust of the fan base. Steve had committed to go Christmas caroling with church friends after the game, but the loss had him in a pretty bad mood. They went to sing to a family who had adopted eleven severely disabled kids, all of them huge 49er fans. Seeing the situation helped Steve take a step back and remember that there are more important things in life than football. One of the kids was mute, and he wrote messages on a computer monitor to communicate. The boy indicated that he wanted to write Steve a message, so Steve knelt down next to the little boy, who then wrote out the following message: "YOU BLEW IT"
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I could conquer a small village if you allowed me to watch this 10 minutes before. Chills.
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Work to bring back the Expos is temporarily on hold while we start up several life insurance companies
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When did ESPN just become Pat McAfee podcasts and Savannah Banana games? More importantly, why?
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good thing he wasn’t born in october
Mike Trout birthday bomb 6th career birthday HR (ties MLB record)
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