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high, I’m Shitpost McGhee

Detroit, MI
Joined October 2009
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new pinned tweet goes like this.
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also, is greektown casino parking lot still not free??? i’ll go back to using that if i can
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lmao the z lot posts smoking me cause i played halloween so elite
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detroit toppled the berlin wall that’s how cool my city is
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RIP. Let’s remember that techno was invented in Detroit by black kids, not in Berlin.
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POV: You PK Rockin someone. #earthbound
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If being “punk rocker” is to be “anti establishment” wats more punk den being a nigga lmao
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yoon, you kill me so
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the birkenshocks hard
ビルケンシュトック
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“You can’t be in a relationship if u both think ur Kanye”
You can’t be in a relationship if u both think ur Kanye
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man i seen like 50 lorax costumes last night now on my timeline i see a lorax couple lmao boy yall lazy this year
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i’m a goldenrod cityboy might retire to blackthorn tho
Guys, where are you from in the Pokemon world? I was born in Pacifilog, Hoenn
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this fucking rules btw
Sexy Martial Arts Manga "BOOTY ROYALE: Never Go Down Without a Fight!" (Hagure Idol: Jigoku-hen) — TV ANIME ADAPTATION slated for 2027 + ‘Uncensored Version’ 📖 Tricked into AV industry, an 18 y/o karate expert fights her way out in a MMA tournament of 100 lustful male opponents
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October 31st, 2018. Happy 8th anniversary to Curren$y, @FreddieGibbs and The Alchemist's "FETTI". 🟡⚫️ – at Nova Friburgo, Brasil
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A liar he is not.
Kanye talking about how he achieved everything he said he wanted. This interview legit changed my life.
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currently me on my lunch break
Cecil in FF4 is like "ahh I need to purge all the darkness from my heart" and then Cecil in crossovers is like "dark and light rock!" because DK Cecil had too much aura to ignore.
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streetwear is not tied to any specific subculture anymore and thats probably why it doesnt hit the same.
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Fun Fact: RZA met the owner of the Speed Racer cartoon while in Tokyo. He happened to be a huge fan of The Wu, so he allowed them to use any footage they wanted for it, making it the first rap anime music video on US television (s/o @iAmJeffSledge)
IYKYK Ghostface Killah - Daytona 500 (Feat. Raekwon & Cappadonna) -- (1996)
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This is why Russian gymnasts have iron cores while most people just get a sore lower back from crunches. These aren’t flashy ab exercises — they’re full-range, controlled, and brutal. They build real core strength that carries over to better lifts and a tighter midsection. Try 3 rounds of the movements shown. Start slow, keep your lower back flat, and don’t rush the eccentric.
Do the Core Burning Exercise Like Russians💯
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