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high, I’m Shitpost McGhee

Detroit, MI
Joined October 2009
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RIP. Let’s remember that techno was invented in Detroit by black kids, not in Berlin.
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POV: You PK Rockin someone. #earthbound
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If being “punk rocker” is to be “anti establishment” wats more punk den being a nigga lmao
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“You can’t be in a relationship if u both think ur Kanye”
You can’t be in a relationship if u both think ur Kanye
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this fucking rules btw
Sexy Martial Arts Manga "BOOTY ROYALE: Never Go Down Without a Fight!" (Hagure Idol: Jigoku-hen) — TV ANIME ADAPTATION slated for 2027 + ‘Uncensored Version’ 📖 Tricked into AV industry, an 18 y/o karate expert fights her way out in a MMA tournament of 100 lustful male opponents
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October 31st, 2018. Happy 8th anniversary to Curren$y, @FreddieGibbs and The Alchemist's "FETTI". 🟡⚫️ – at Nova Friburgo, Brasil
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A liar he is not.
Kanye talking about how he achieved everything he said he wanted. This interview legit changed my life.
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streetwear is not tied to any specific subculture anymore and thats probably why it doesnt hit the same.
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Fun Fact: RZA met the owner of the Speed Racer cartoon while in Tokyo. He happened to be a huge fan of The Wu, so he allowed them to use any footage they wanted for it, making it the first rap anime music video on US television (s/o @iAmJeffSledge)
IYKYK Ghostface Killah - Daytona 500 (Feat. Raekwon & Cappadonna) -- (1996)
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This is why Russian gymnasts have iron cores while most people just get a sore lower back from crunches. These aren’t flashy ab exercises — they’re full-range, controlled, and brutal. They build real core strength that carries over to better lifts and a tighter midsection. Try 3 rounds of the movements shown. Start slow, keep your lower back flat, and don’t rush the eccentric.
Do the Core Burning Exercise Like Russians💯
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only way to acquire swag is thru trial and error
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October 30th, 2012. Happy 14th anniversary to Sean Price's "Mic Tyson". 🎤🦍 Long Live Gray Hulk. 🙏🏿🕊️ – at Nova Friburgo, Brasil
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MR PUT THAT SHIT ON 💔💔💔
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Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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sektor
Replying to @Murdoink
Genio hacelo con el uppercut de sektor
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Me and all my boys rn
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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First trailer for the ‘DEATH STRANDING’ 2D anime series. Releasing in 2027 on Disney+
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