Captain Hammer

Interviewing somebody who isn't me.

Captain Hammer Presents: Captain Hammer. #webmusicals

I'm a trending topic on Twitter in America, of course. #drhorrible Signed, America's Hero. (Now trending).

Make sure you know who you will vote for in November, folks: me.

Dr. Horrible made the Apple Maps application, right?

Flying the Hamjet over LA to give you all a once in a lifetime experience of seeing me in the Hamjet. Over LA.

I will win over the 47% of people who don't like me with my kind words. And my fist.

Shakespeare? Sounds like he is from the past.

It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat. But you know who does that? Lassie. And she always gets a treat.

I'm always here to help those in need.

I hear ABC are rebooting The Shield. That show was almost as good as Cop Rock.

I do not know how to see your twitters to me, but thank you for your kind and undying love.

This is so nice, Just might sleep with the same girl twice. They say it's better the second time, They say you get to do the weird stuff.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it the Hamjet? I don't know, it depends where you are, tiny.

-ness problem that plagues this city.

I hate the homeless

Stand back everyone, nothing here to see. Just imminent danger, in the middle of it, me.

It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

I am here to be retweeted. You're welcome.